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[Marquis of Granby]

Squidward

 

[Squid]

G'day Moight, what the bloody 'ell is this shithouse thread??? I will beat you black and blue in the arvo then call the ambo and tell em to pick up some drongo dero!

 

[Paddy McGee]

...Somebody's high strung....

Woop woop.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

G'day Moight, what the bloody 'ell is this shithouse thread??? I will beat you black and blue in the arvo then call the ambo and tell em to pick up some drongo dero!

you're so nasty to me! you must really hate my guts!

 

[Squid]

It's true I do!

 

[Will Graham]

Dear James, I hate your stinking guts

 

[Marquis of Granby]

dear conor. i'd expect nothing less of you, you worthless piece of paddy scumcunt shit.

warmest regards

your loving pal jim!

 

[Will Graham]

Dear James, I would like to to vomit in your eyes you haggis sucking cockend

cordially, your buddy conor

 

[Marquis of Granby]

dear conor,

i cant be arsed keeping up this front. let's just publically be pals. you great big pickled shite.

sincerely sincerely

 

[Will Graham]

ok you greasy ring piece

 

[Marquis of Granby]

that's the nicest thing a potato munching shithousen has ever called me. i'm so glad we're pals!

 

[Squid]

Way to totally ruin my thread

 

[Ethics]

It was actually Jim's thread. Out of technicality.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

but Pockets, you need to understand mogjut to know why this is toni's thread.

 

[Squid]

he gifted me this thread

 

[Ethics]

I can only wish to understand.

This is the kind of gifts you give one another?

 

[Squid]

It is!
This is the nature of our frienship!

 

[Will Graham]

You're such a kind kebab-sniffing sheepshagger, Jiminy

 

[Marquis of Granby]

yum!