man flu in the kitchen

[Rasputin]

"tin opener"

would love to try some of this tinned soup

 

[Bambi]

It was only tomato soup on my end

 

[Marquis of Granby]

"tin opener"

would love to try some of this tinned soup

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_can

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Ew. Wikipedia.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

!!!

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Fuck yo' sad face bo' shit!!!

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Aw, I can't be mean to you...Hugs?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

yes please

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Get over here you...What country are you from?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

scotland

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Wha--!!? Ugh, ew. Fuck!!! Ugh... Uh, oh God...

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

 

[Davey Gaga]

even after a lemsip and some wonderful lentil soup i still have man flu.

miracle cure plz.

You know that's just paracetamol and a shite decongestant ayee? Possibly a wee bit of caffeine as well?

I know that's the cure but don't buy the expensive stuff, it's no better than the cheap shit!

 

[Marquis of Granby]

yeah, its also fucking rank. ive had about 4 since yesterday. plus paracetamol for the cunts that are standing behind my eyes and poking them with forks.

im literally dying here dave. cure me you pharmacy cunt

 

[Davey Gaga]

DON'T TAKE MORE PARACETAMOL AS WELL AS LEMSIP THAT'S OVERDOSING YA CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

What are your symptoms?

Are you taking any other medication?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i had one paracetamol and a sachet of lemsip. thats not overdosing.

my symptoms are sore face, stuffy nose, cant sleep, semi sore throat but coughing and sneezing just leads to a further aching of the head. general dyingness and man fluyness.

im not on any other medication