man flu in the kitchen

Marquis of Granby

Marquis of Granby

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i have man flu.

i wanted soup.

the ring pull broke off the tin.

tin opener refused to work.

i stabbed the tin a few times with a stabby thing.

the top of the tin caved in.

a quarter of the soup in the tin managed to pretty much cover the kitchen and everyone in it.

i have some lentil soup left.

i still have manflu.

:sad3:
 
I'd probably do the same, to be honest. But that's because I spill things so often that you have to laugh, or you'll want to kill me for spilling things so often. :gonk:
 
I heard soggy toast is good. Put loads of butter on it and it slides down the throat nicely. Not sure of the technicalities.

There's also the obvious stuff like loads of water.
 
I lol'd :lew:

I was opening a tin of tomato soup yesterday, pulled the ring and it splattered everywhere
 
rofl, did she fix it for you? :lew:

and it was beans, not the soup, the soup i had to use the fucking tin opener for
 
good woman :lew:

did you manage to salvage any of the soup? :wacky:
 
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