Convo on MSN between me and Darkstar. Rappers aren't the only ones who can rhyme off the top of their heads. I r Phil, by the way.
We're epic(1:32 AM) Scar: whats that anime DVD site you use?
(1:32 AM) Phil: uh....i dont noe??
(1:33 AM) Phil: a site to buy them on, or to watch tehm on?
(1:33 AM) Scar: buy
(1:34 AM) Phil: dont remember then
(1:34 AM) Scar: aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(1:34 AM) Scar: DuT
(1:34 AM) Phil: try ebay
(1:34 AM) Scar:
(1:34 AM) Phil: ebay i say, oi vey i could rhyme all day
(1:34 AM) Scar:
(1:35 AM) Scar: you say eet wif southern accent
(1:35 AM) Phil: no way, jose, i'm still rhyming persay
(1:36 AM) Scar: relay?
(1:36 AM) Phil: yes relay, all the way to san jose
(1:36 AM) Scar: but my name is jimmay
(1:37 AM) Phil: then rhyme away, jimmay
(1:37 AM) Scar: okay
(1:37 AM) Scar: oh fuck, I don't know what to say
(1:37 AM) Phil: please wear a beret, it wont make you look gay
(1:38 AM) Scar: nien, beret will look sillay
(1:38 AM) Phil: nay, jimmay, that is foolish hearsay
(1:38 AM) Scar: oh relay?
(1:39 AM) Phil: yes relay, its foolish hearsay by a fish fillet
(1:39 AM) Scar: nien, vegie patay
(1:40 AM) Phil: your rhyming is slipping today, why dont you go have a lay in the hay over there by the bay and watch the children play?
(1:40 AM) Scar: nien, im no pedo, okay?
(1:40 AM) Phil: so you say, but i've seen how you sculpt your clay
(1:41 AM) Scar: omg, that sounds gay, in a bad way
(1:41 AM) Phil: gay to be sure, and in a most despicable way, and in jail you will pay
(1:41 AM) Scar: nay
(1:42 AM) Scar: nay I say
(1:42 AM) Phil: so said the gay before he was raped in the A by Tay Zonday
(1:44 AM) Scar: I'm no raper of gay
(1:45 AM) Phil: but i daresay, i've seen you play day to day, and the chalet that you spray is most gay
(1:45 AM) Scar: but I live in Australia, you in America, what do you say?
(1:46 AM) Phil: to that i say hurray, whilst you foreplay midday i am having a souffle on a quiet walkway
(1:46 AM) Phil: goddamnit, i feel like fucking dr. suess
(1:47 AM) Scar: same
(1:48 AM) Phil: now away with this rhyimg i say, on my brain it does way in a most unpleasant way
(1:48 AM) Phil: that would have worked better, i say, had i spelled "way" as "weigh"
(1:49 AM) Scar: how come, i say?
(1:49 AM) Phil: because i spelled it the wrong way, now this rhyming needs to take its toupe and go lie down in a freeway
(1:50 AM) Scar: sigh, please just go to bombay
(1:51 AM) Phil: rhyming go away, i beseech you to take your fiance and go far, far away, beyond paraguay and chippewa
(1:51 AM) Scar: yay, no moar rhyming
(1:51 AM) Phil: my brain hurts
(1:51 AM) Scar: same
(1:51 AM) Phil: that was fucking epic though
(1:51 AM) Scar: t'was
(1:52 AM) Phil: i dont know how suess did it
