Kill Bob

[Exoskeleton]

Bob has just wondered into a fantasy world where he gets killed. The game is to write the ways that bob dies or when bob dies. It could be in the middle of a conversation or during bobs adventure....At the end of the mini story just state a moral. it doesnt have to make sense.

ex:

Bob was in wonder of the new land he had stumbled upon. He gazed at a woman with her back turned away from him. Is she a magical princess? Bob wondered. He slowly walked toward her, her long red hair flowing in the wind. He was entranced in the flowing of her dress in the wind. "Hello Miss" said Bob to the woman.
Just then the woman turned around. It wasnt a woman. It was a cactuar in a wig and dress. The cactuar sent a burst of needles at Bob who deid on the spot.

Moral: When in another world dont walk towards things with their backs toward you.

 

[Ifrit]

Bob looks around in the world he is now in, He sees a sword to his left, and a banana to his right. In hurry of the random battle he now faced, he grabbed the banana. The monster took 2 seconds to kill him.


Moral: Always go for the sword.

 

[AddleBoy]

Bob was sent to this world beyond the power of his will, unprepared for the dangers that faced him. However, because of the friends he had met on his journey, and perhaps a ton of luck, he made it through each battle, growing stronger with each new experience. He soon turned into a hardened warrior. At journey's end, he had a duel to the death with the Overlord of Darkness. The battle was long and arduous, testing both men's mettle.

Eventually, Bob obtained the upper hand, disarming the Overlord of Darkness and backing him to a corner. At this moment, Bob should have finished him off right away, freeing the land from evil for generations to come, but unfortunately he remembered all those action movies he used to watch before he had a life. He saw fit to think of a quick on-liner to say before defeating the Overlord of Darkness. The Overlord of Darkness, however, was not patient enough to wait and cast a Fire spell on Bob, burning away all of his flesh.

After killing the only person who could have stopped him, the Overlord of Darkness ruled the world for another year before dying by being stung in the penis by a group of scorpions.

The End.

Moral: While in the middle of a fight, shut the fuck up.

 

[Icarus]

Bob saw something called the Cloud of Darkness. He immediately grabbed a piece of glass and attacked the Cloud. He stabbed it over and over, but all that appeared was a bunch of 0's. He was instantly shredded by a Particle Beam that made a bunch of 9's appear.
Moral: When you fight something without any effect, run for your freaking life.

 

[Subeinu]

Bob was walking peacefully along the roadside walking passed the people standing completely still in several fixed locations. He then sees a parting in the road and decides to walk towards the dark scary forest instead of the peaceful road. Suddenly a feeling of phasing in and out arrises and a monster mauls him from above.

Moral: Random battles will kill you. Especially in the big scary forest.

 

[kupo-nutt]

Bob was thirsty from all the running he had done on his quest. He headed to the sector seven slums and rested a while. Later on Bob walked into the tavern and decided to chat up the staff. after commenting on her jugs and asking if he could drink from them he was pulverised to death by an angry Tifa with PMS.

moral: when its that time of the month your safer on your own

 

[Icarus]

Bob was thirsty from all the running he had done on his quest. He headed to the sector seven slums and rested a while. Later on Bob walked into the tavern and decided to chat up the staff. after commenting on her jugs and asking if he could drink from them he was pulverised to death by an angry Tifa with PMS.

moral: when its that time of the month your safer on your own

:wtf:
Nice.
Bob was enjoying being dead when one of his party members casted Raise on him. As soon as he was brought back, he noticed how weak he was. He was immediately killed when a Mu hugged him.
Moral: Always use Arise.