ITT: The woman of my dreams

[Marquis of Granby]

She never came along. The woman of my dreams...well...there never was one.

Would anyone like to be the woman of my dreams?

Hint:

Spoiler

wimminz only plx

 

[Donald Trump]

She would

 

[Marquis of Granby]

As hot as she is I'd like direct requests and not "he said that she said that he said that she would like to be the woman of your dreams.". That's not how I roll, Halimina.

 

[Donald Trump]

I was only acting as an intermediary

 

[Ruud Love]

Not a woman, but in your dreams nonetheless.​

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Ooooooooh, check those biceps. They're almost as big as Gabby's.

On a more serious note: you're not a woman. Get the fuck out of my thread.

 

[Ruud Love]

Gotta admit though, I look sexy there.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Maybe your Welsh bitches think you look sexy, but I do not.

I have eyes for only one woman (she's not the woman of my dreams) but she has lips of steel...or iron, rather. That's why they call her the Iron Lady.

 

[Ruud Love]

I'd turn her.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

I'd tune her, time and time again.

 

[Donald Trump]

Maggie I think I've got something to say to you.