ITT I cast you for JRPG roles in a game that will likely not be released earth side

[Mokken]

Sign up for your role.

Roles assigned will be in order of post

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

M'kay, I want my role.

 

[Serah]

Gimme a role. It better be a good one or I quit.

 

[Ilyena]

I want to be the stereotypical badass male with a huge sword.

...or a ninja would work too.

 

[Mokken]

M'kay, I want my role.

you will be the old, grizzled general of the imperial army that looks down upon the dishonorable actions of your younger counterparts. You will likely betray your masters in favor of maintaining your honor. You may be fighting with the bad guys, but you aren't one of them.

This will be your musical theme.

 

[Lebreau]

Ooooh, okay. This actually sounds rather fun.. I'm so sorry I doubted you

Gimme a role

 

[Mokken]

Gimme a role. It better be a good one or I quit.

You will be the out of proportion female character that Sir Kenneth wants to bang. You will have poor stats in most fields but will likely have healing magic, as well as several terrabytes worth of hentai. You will also be overly kind and innocent, completely oblivious to the fact that your spandex top reveals more than it conceals of your 42 ZZ boobs.

Your theme will be asian, even by asian standards.

 

[Serah]

You will be the out of proportion female character that the main character wants to bang. You will have poor stats in most fields but will likely have healing magic, as well as several terrabytes worth of hentai. You will also be overly kind and innocent, completely oblivious to the fact that your spandex top reveals more than it conceals of your 42 ZZ boobs.

Your theme will be asian, even by asian standards.

Dear...god

 

[Mokken]

I want to be the stereotypical badass male with a huge sword.

...or a ninja would work too.

You will be the utterly useless Cait Sith-esque character that is completely useless. Once recruited into the party you will be shuffled so far into the back row that you are struggling just to keep up with the baggage train. Your back story is fractured at best and is barely justifying your existence through circular logic.

Your theme will be grating and annoying

 

[Mokken]

Ooooh, okay. This actually sounds rather fun.. I'm so sorry I doubted you

Gimme a role

You will be the after battle screen gremlin, a vital yet under appreciated job. You will spend most of your time pushing experience bar sliders around and rotating monetary numbers.

Your theme music will be short yet nostalgic

 

[Ilyena]

You will be the utterly useless Cait Sith-esque character that is completely useless. Once recruited into the party you will be shuffled so far into the back row that you are struggling just to keep up with the baggage train. Your back story is fractured at best and is barely justifying your existence through circular logic.

Your theme will be grating and annoying

You're cruel....although it might be fun annoying the shit out of people.

 

[Lebreau]

I hate you, Jason. Fuck off

(.. kidding. Tedious job ftw )

 

[Mokken]

it's really a good job though

 

[Subeinu]

Gimme a role~

 

[Ilyena]

I'd better have at least one limit break that can possibly KO the entire team, btw. Because my job just won't be complete until every player hates my guts.

 

[Priestess-Mars]

Fine, count me in. Role please.

 

[Mokken]

Gimme a role~

You shall be the mechano-nut boss that either "fights" from behind an armored pane of glass while your machines duke it out with the heroes or from inside the cockpit of some giant machine with an excessive number of hydraulic struts and drills.

Your theme will be a mishmash of steam/cyber/digi-punk.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

you will be the old, grizzled general of the imperial army that looks down upon the dishonorable actions of your younger counterparts. You will likely betray your masters in favor of maintaining your honor. You may be fighting with the bad guys, but you aren't one of them.

This will be your musical theme.

Hellz to the fucking yeah.

 

[Subeinu]

You shall be the mechano-nut boss that either "fights" from behind an armored pane of glass while your machines duke it out with the heroes or from inside the cockpit of some giant machine with an excessive number of hydraulic struts and drills.

Your theme will be a mishmash of steam/cyber/digi-punk.

Ohohoho~ I like this role

 

[Ness]

(do it)