Insolent little!!!

[The Guv'na]

I was just cleaning my bedroom today, and I found this old glove I had two years ago. The glove was stiff, and get this, only the middle finger was up! That glove has been giving me the finger for two years, and I didn't even see it! Insolent little bastard! What should I do to it?

 

[TranceGenesis]

Clean it or burn it!!!

Get a new one Guv, you could always take its fingers off one by one and post them to itself.

 

[Shenorai]

Do I wanna know what it was used for?

But eh...nothing a couple loads of washing couldn't fix.

 

[The Guv'na]

Clean it or burn it!!!

I'm loving the ''Burn it'' idea, this glove was flippin' the bird at me for two years, and it's about time I burned his inanimate ass.