I'm on the radio

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Those are the best kind. Was it cabbagey?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i have severe manflu. so i cant really smell anything.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Probably a blessing really.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

agreed.

 

[Bambi]

My farts STINK tonight, Clares been telling me off, holding her t-shirt over her nose

It actually smells so bad, I can't stand them either. Something crawled up there and died for real ]:

Also, Poo, cant you ring in dead on the `18th , surely they wont make you work if you are dead?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i can give you my man flu then they wont want you to go in.

 

[Bambi]

MNy throats startin to feel all cactusey again

alas

 

[Marquis of Granby]

kelly



im dying

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Death is a tempting solution.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

The 'studio':

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i like your studio

 

[Bambi]

I can only imagine how often id twat my head off the wall

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i just read "i can imagine how much id twat myself off the wall"

i dont think pooley's mates want red smears all over their studio walls.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

yeah, the horribly low ceiling was the bane of me. ):

 

[Bambi]

tampons Jim, s'all good

 

[Marquis of Granby]

they dont work when your fanny's as wide as the mouth of the river thames.

i thank the thousands of men who came forward as "sexual partners of kelly" for this information.*

*some/all of these men may be fictional

 

[Bambi]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i know you actually hate me.

you pretty much said so last night.

well maybe you didnt but it bugged me anyway.