i have a HUGE...

Hahahaha...I thought you were gonna say you had a huge dinky.

Dinky. lol So many words for penis.

Advil time for you.
 
dong, schlong, wang, wanker, johnson, the one-eyed monster, gristle missile, the pocket rocket, a shanghai surprise (on women)...i could go on...
 
to the best of my knowledge wanker isnt a name for a penis, maybe it is
in america,
but not the rest of the world.

but anyways you have hands, so use them, coz that will stop you hopefully
 
yes, in america wanking is aka the thing you suggested i do, hence 'wanker'.

and also, i already took care of that problem :monster:

and start posting funnier posts, your worse than Buzz Killington.
 
ahh but here wanker is an insult to a person who wanks, not a naem for a cock.

as for not making funny posts,
im just working with what im given :neomon:
 
ah, fuel for your fire. since this is the spam section, u could just say nonsense like I do, u grubby l'il wanker!
 
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out,
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out - now,

She was a day tripper,
One way ticket, yeh,
It took me so long to find out, and I found out.

She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there,
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there - now,

She was a day tripper,
One way ticket, yeh.
It took me so long to find out, and I found out.

Tried to please her, she only played one night stands,
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands - now,

She was a day tripper,
Sunday driver, yeh,
It took me so long to find out, and I found out.
Day tripper, yeh.
 
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dong, schlong, wang, johnson, the one-eyed monster, gristle missile, the pocket rocket, a shanghai surprise (on women)...i could go on...
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Leaving out nob and cock, quite frankly, disgusts me

Oh and I removed wanker, you pillock :monster:

Infact the whole lot should be baleeted, who the hell calls their nob a fucking johnson?
 
There's dick, of course. Member! That one's lol'able. Tool. Flesh rod. Uhh...willy. Weiner.

I never considered wanker to be one, though.
 
i never said nob or cock...

=!The Moar You Know!=

and men do call their penis johnson in America, its a military joke, I believe. Private Johnson...penis being the "privates"...

=!The Moar You Know!=

now you know, AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

...

does anyone understand this GI Joe reference?
 
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you Brits wouldn't understand, but VoN, you should be ashamed! and you call yourself an American :monster:
 
i h8 the snow

Unless it's packable. I want to create an army of snowmen. I only ever make two before I get bored, though.
 
Some army :wacky:

I onl like it when Im indoors, it makes me fall over -_-
 
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