I Hate Wasps!

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Im sorry, but what is their point in life? To terrify and sting people? Well Im sorry but thats the lamest bloody job ever! I hate them so freaking much!

Ive just been on the brink of tears cause a massive one decided to pop in and terrify me! I couldnt go near it and was close to having a panic attack. So I had to go and disturb my neighbour, who had no idea what a wasp was?! But thankfully, he managed to get it and throw it outside and closed my window!

I cant even have my window open in the summer now as ANYTHING can fly in, so I'll have to investe in a fan. Hopefully that can cool my PC down. I feel all itchy and gross now, everythings making me jump. What a mickey take! THEY SHOULD ALL FREEZE AND DIE!!!

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KILL IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
LMAO! i so know what you mean - i was out with my friends the other night and i sat down on the grass - and then there was this bloody great big bee about THIS close to my backside.

I kinda jumped up and then jumped on it ^_^

but you do raise an interesting question - what are bee/wasps purposes in life?

are they just natures annoyances perhaps?
 
I dont know, bees I can almost handle cause they're fuzzy and you can spot them a mile off cause they're so big. I had one the other day being nosey at me, it flew in front of me as I was walking and just kept moving round me as I walked. Like it was looking at me lol! Plus Ive never seen 2 bees together.

But wasps are little shits! They go around in gangs mainly and creep up on you! Its the buzzing I cant stand, specially when its right next to your ear!
 
~SapphireStar~ said:
But wasps are little shits!
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Quote of the year! LMAO

My friend has a wasps nest in his tree - they keep destroying it but the wasps keep rebuilding it :dry:

i swear their out to kill me (the wasps not my friends XD) as they only ever come out when im there O_O and i wear black
 
Aeris Gainsborough said:
Quote of the year! LMAO

My friend has a wasps nest in his tree - they keep destroying it but the wasps keep rebuilding it :dry:

i swear their out to kill me (the wasps not my friends XD) as they only ever come out when im there O_O and i wear black
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Lol, in my old apartment just above our windows, there was a massive wasps nest. It was horrible in the summer as we were at the top of the apartment block, so we got 90% of the sun, so we baked cause we couldnt open the windows. We had to call in pest control twice to get rid of them, but they just kept coming back! Stubborn little shits that they are.

Im sorry, but cant they take a hint when their nest is destoryed? It means no one wants you there got it? Now kinda piss off!
 
Bees make honey. Honey = good. Wasps make nothing, to my knowledge. Wasps = annoying little flying things that scare the crap out of me as well.
 
hmm i killed a few today and yesterday
Its quite fun hitting them in mid-air with a remote control ^_^
 
Aeris Gainsborough said:
Quote of the year! LMAO

My friend has a wasps nest in his tree - they keep destroying it but the wasps keep rebuilding it :dry:

i swear their out to kill me (the wasps not my friends XD) as they only ever come out when im there O_O and i wear black
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As much i know they dan sence your fear,dont ask me how.
If they are near to me i'm standing like an statue and i try to keep my mouth close.Never had like this any problem with them and on the island were we have our Holiday house we have got lots of them.
So try to hide your fear near to them and you'll see they will stop hunting you.
 
lol just act like a hard man and they fly away^
wasp:BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me:I'm gonna bust you up!!
wasp:buzz :(
*flies away in terror
 
wasps kill annoying insects, sadly i don't see much of that happening...

now what the real question is... what the fuck is the purpose of a fly besides annoying people and eating shit
 
i don't understand why it's not acceptable to say you hate black people but it's acceptable to say you hate wasps. we live in a crooked society
 
idgi said:
i don't understand why it's not acceptable to say you hate black people but it's acceptable to say you hate wasps. we live in a crooked society
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Say WHAT?!

Black people have feelings just as much as the rest of us do - they would get offended if you said you hate them

Wasps on the other hand dont give a flying fuck if we hate them or not.

Get your priorities right.
 
^^, Easy guys!

And I don't like 'em much, bees or wasps. I've gotten stung twice on my ankle by wasps. My grandma put pickle juice and baking soda on it, and it actually took the pain and stinger out of it. XD Also, a bee has stung my tongue before. (was drinking pop outside, and didn't see it crawl into my can) Horrid, your tongue swells up abit so it's hard to talk.
 
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