I had sex with a pigeon!

[Bambi]

I can't listen to it without thinking about him being gay you ARSE

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Hahahahahaha. What else could it mean though? D:

 

[Bambi]

I don't know

It came on my pnone before while I was wandering into Ashton and I was cursing your name

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It wasn't me who originally came up with the gay part, it was my mate who told me about that. Blame him.

 

[Bambi]

You still planted the seed in my head

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

If it helps, he has a missus.

 

[Bambi]

Yeah

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It means he isn't gay though. You should be happy. It means I have zero chance.

 

[Bambi]

hahah and my chances are like whopping now xD

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

That's the spirit. Stay positive.

 

[Bambi]

I'l go stalk him

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Stalking: the way to get everyone to like you.

 

[Bambi]

haha I'M ON IT

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Get to work!

 

[Bambi]

Now to find out where he is

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

They're not due to play another gig until June, in Brazil. So that might be a good place to start.

 

[Bambi]

I better get saving

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Wait, I was wrong. It's in Portugal.

 

[Bambi]

Oh goody, that's cheaper to save for

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Waiting until August and seeing them at V Festival is even cheaper. ;D