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Jack's Smirking Revenge

Jack's Smirking Revenge

i am the one who knocks
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Suggestive title is suggestive, no? :neomon:

Anyway, my mate's gf's birthday is coming up and we're going out for it tomorrow. Last night she texted me asking if I have her mate's (also my ex) new number. I wasn't sure if I should, what with all the awkwardness it could bring and such, so my mate told me to give her his number for the banter, which I did. He got a text asking what time "she" would be out, and he replied something along the lines of "I don't think I can forgive you for what you did". And after a few more similar texts he came out with "have you ever wondered what it's like to kiss another girl? I know I have, if you catch my drift". She clicked that it wasn't actually her mate, so my mate phoned her up and left a voicemail asking if she wanted to eat the velvet curtain?

I think I'm due a big slap tomorrow night. :wacky:
 
hahahaha oh Pooley, Id say shame on you but Iv done that so many times :wacky:
 
Just me and my mate randomly texting people we know we shouldnt when we've had a beer

she gives me her phone and tells me to text on her behalf sometimes :wacky:

Oh the joys of alcohol :neomon:
 
It does indeed :monster:

I wish my stupid mate would come round actually, I can hear that vodka calling my name :dry:
 
cocktails are also good, blue laggone from asda, 9 quid

get a bottle of lemonade and your gunna get shitfaced
 
Bond said:
Suggestive title is suggestive, no? :neomon:

Anyway, my girlfriend's friend's birthday is coming up and we're going out for it tomorrow. Last night she texted me asking if I have her mate's (also my ex) new number. I wasn't sure if I should, what with all the awkwardness it could bring and such, so my mate told me to give her her number for the banter, which I did. She got a text asking what time "she" would be out, and he replied something along the lines of "Let's do something naughty.". And after a few more similar texts she came out with "have you ever wondered what it's like to screw another girl? I know I have, if you catch my drift". She clicked that it wasn't actually her mate, so my mate phoned her up and left a voicemail asking if she wanted to munch the carpet?

I think I'm due a big threesome tomorrow night. :wacky:
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You lucky bastard.
 
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