I bet a guy I could put my foot over my head for a shot

[Will Graham]

It was delicious

 

[Harlequin]

The shot or the bj you gave yourself?

 

[Will Graham]

The shot, the BJ was meh

 

[Harlequin]

youre not doing it right then

 

[Marquis of Granby]

maybe you can show him then, tom?

 

[Will Graham]

Please do Tom, see normally when I wank I do the dead arm technique however this seems impossible with auto-fellatio

 

[Harlequin]

ive never got that dead arm technique to work i heard its great but how the fuck do you do it xD

 

[Marquis of Granby]

last time i tried i nearly crushed my cock what with me being so arnie-like etc.

 

[Will Graham]

1. Sit down and put your arm between your legs, then cross your legs so that you squeeze your arm tightly till it's numb

2. Masturbate

3. ???

4. Profit

 

[Marquis of Granby]

...get out of my thread.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

I never go for "advanced" masturbation techniques. I just do the usual pleasuring of myself, followed shortly by the 10 minute crying afterwards.

 

[Will Graham]

I find the crying is better when you are covered in vaseline

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Nah'. After the tears mix with the vaseline, it creates this greasy feel.