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Marquis of Granby

Marquis of Granby

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We had a rather small discussion about this in the shoutbox yesterevening! You know, the adverts (which seem to be coming on earlier) that invite you to text "hot local girls in your area"; they're probably saggy old perverted cowbags, and if they're in your area does that not make them local anyway? Of course it could just be random automated responses. They could at least come up with something worth watching like the durex adverts *cough*-Link Removed*cough*.

Anyway, what I'm sat here wondering is, does anyone utilise this service (other than Ryan), and why would you want to pay £1.50 for a dirty text - I could send you one for free. -__-
 
Why is this in spam games? xD

Do you really think, if people do they will admit it? It's pretty daft, Imean paying over a quid a minute for a phone call, or RECIEVING text messages, when the whole internet is there, and pretty much for free >_>

And I agree, it's just gunna be saggy 60 year olds an' shit, no way are birds like on the adverts gunna ring up to meet hot men in their area.....and if they are employed by the company, are they really gunna go meet you? As if, unless it's some kind of escort agency. Hahaha

Well, I have made a serious reply in a spam thread, I am completely ashamed of myself
 
Spam is spam, does it matter where it goes? :D I'm glad you agree that they're old and saggy, mind you, some folk like that! :netspeak:
 
Even if you're really old there's nothing wrong!
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long.
=)
 
What would Hayden think about this, Ryan? Now she knows what kind of chap you are, she'll never take you to bed.
 
I think she'd be right in to phone sex, maybe you should get her number and see how she feels about the whole thing? Remember now, Durex ribbed, for that extra pleasure.<.<
 
I'm sure she would prefer Durex Sensation; Hundreds of unique raised dots mean more thrills in the bedroom! Giving extra pleasure and added intensity of stimulation.

I wonder if they have them in the condom machines in Sommerfields. :|
 
Usually they just do the regular ones in the machines, half of the machines don't even work, but they like stealing your money! Just go to boots and buy a box, they have a huge selection! Just go in with your girly friend and pick up a box, when you get to the counter say to her "I love you darling, let's have hot phone sex tonight!".
 
I used to do it all the time, not a problem. Every time I went in there was this perverted man looking at the lube, that scared me. It's not that embarrassing, they are there to be bought, believe it or not!
 
Unless you have tried them you won't know what they are like, and, they are shit
 
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