Greanpeace!

Yep it was one of those crazy mondays, you should have been there wednesday two whale were having sex in my car, but yet again, break out the pot and we were one big happy family. Good times.
 
I don't like hippies either, its just a force of habit. Anti-hippie detector built into our social mindset. It's a defense mechanism to keep people at a safe distance away if they piss us off.

I think the whale likes my car because its blue. But the funny thing is when he masturbates in the fuel tank my car get 20 miles to the gallon. Whale sperm is the fuel of the future.
 
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Darkstar said:
Why don't you like me?
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1. You're a hippie.

2. Your arguments supporting your views are nonsensical and condtradictory

3. You don't back down even when clearly proven wrong

4. You insult America quite often when nobody has resorted to insulting Aussie

5. You're a flamer in general (flaming means blatantly insulting someone, btw)

6. You're 14 but act like you're smarter than everyone else, learn some humility

7. You make serious threads in the spam section and complain when they get spammed

8. You're a n00b

9. You're a self proclaimed "super hippie" and actually think that's a good thing

That enough reasons for ya? :monster: I'm going to bed now, I have work in the morning and I'm one of the few employees who makes myself wake up in the morning to show up on time. A concept which you obviously don't understand since you want your friends to hook you up with a job and are too lazy to even fill out a resume.
 
I need to get in on this fuel thing. Gas is bloody expensive.

And while hippies are bad....it's those fucking Communists that you gotta watch for. THEY WILL GET YOU EVERY TIME!
 
Those are some pretty good reasons not to like someone, I find all of what VengefulRonin to be said as acceptable reasons. Meanwhile I don't like you because you posted a thread about Greenpeace, an orginization which I detest. Plus you are a nihilist a-hole that thinks he knows everything, especially when all they have heard throughout there life is nothing but bullcrap and stupid ideas and concepts that are complete lies. Don't bother VengefulRonin, if he dosen't like you, face it he will never like you. Now getover your self, start working hard at school, and get your head out of your butt and start smelling the fresh air of the real world.
 
VengefulRonin said:
1. You're a hippie.

2. Your arguments supporting your views are nonsensical and condtradictory

3. You don't back down even when clearly proven wrong

4. You insult America quite often when nobody has resorted to insulting Aussie

5. You're a flamer in general (flaming means blatantly insulting someone, btw)

6. You're 14 but act like you're smarter than everyone else, learn some humility

7. You make serious threads in the spam section and complain when they get spammed

8. You're a n00b

9. You're a self proclaimed "super hippie" and actually think that's a good thing

That enough reasons for ya? :monster: I'm going to bed now, I have work in the morning and I'm one of the few employees who makes myself wake up in the morning to show up on time. A concept which you obviously don't understand since you want your friends to hook you up with a job and are too lazy to even fill out a resume.
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Someone has a bit too much time thinking about me, awkward
 
I'm telling you park your car by the bay, paint it blue, leave the gas tank open, leave your car for an hour, and the whale will handle the rest. Don't worry whale masturbation will not damage your car but it may stain it.
 
Seminal Emerald said:
I'm telling you park your car by the bay, paint it blue, leave the gas tank open, leave your car for an hour, and the whale will handle the rest. Don't worry whale masturbation will not damage your car but it may stain it.
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I shall try this method of which you speak.

...But I think what will happen is that my car will be stolen. Or worse...I'll find a fucking dolphin whacking into my gas tank. That would be quite the debacle...
 
Yes but it is a risk one must take to get the legendary fuel whale sperm injected into there fuel tank. And yes you will always get a few dolphins trying to get lucky, however when the whale decides it's his turn, he will smack those dolphins and claim the car. Be warned: whale sperm may overflow in your gas tank.
 
A whale ejaculated in your car, I don't think so, are you sure it wasn't a fat person smoking dope?
 
It was a whale, stop bothering me. Whale sperm is perfect fuel, it consist of the right consistency of organic solutes to substitute for fossil fuel. There was no fat man, and if there was the whale would kill him and rip the flesh right off of his body.
 
Hey. When a whale masturbates into your gas tank, I think you know what's going on. It is a deeply spiritual and personal event.
 
It touched me very close to my heart when the whale had started to gently caress my car. Though wacthing from a distance I had found it quite interesting to watch it enter my car's fuel tank to make sweet gentle love. Yep, it was quite a moving experience. Now if it was a fat guy I would have kicked his butt, but I 20 ton whale, you let that thing have its way. It worked out for me less trips to the gas station.

I have work tommorrow, I'm out of here.
Hopefully the whale visited my car tonight because I forgot to fill it up last night.
 
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