Gnarly Kwin

You are right they don't, you know without bounce to my hair I would probably die. When I rub my hand through hair it shouldn't feel pleasant, it should rub my hand raw to show how manly it is, of course it wouldn't though as my hands would be too calloused from all the manly beating up of those queero-sexuals that I do.
 
The barber hates you man, true fact. You head in there and ask for a trim you know, just keep the same style and shorten it a bit so it'll grow back to the same in a few weeks. Then they come out in the razor, and you're like "wow man are you sure you'll need that", then BAM they've mowed a streak out of your hair that makes it look like Moses parting the Red Sea.
 
Zzyzx said:
You are right they don't, you know without bounce to my hair I would probably die. When I rub my hand through hair it shouldn't feel pleasant, it should rub my hand raw to show how manly it is, of course it wouldn't though as my hands would be too calloused from all the manly beating up of those queero-sexuals that I do.
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Oh please bouncy pubes can't sustain life. They should be rugged as you said :hmmm:
 
Well I was talking about my actual head hair but whatevs, and actually I straighten my pubes so it looks like an emo elephant. Except of course I have a minuscule shaft and a frankly terrifyingly cuboid scrotum. Actually it looks more like an emo robot, a horrifying, horrifying robot.

Also I am curious on your theory of pube life, you you like your man to show his tender side and have a shelter for lice down there. Or perhaps you believe that's where the sperm make there villages.
 
Zzyzx said:
Then they come out in the razor, and you're like "wow man are you sure you'll need that", then BAM they've mowed a streak out of your hair that makes it look like Moses parting the Red Sea.
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Then you gotta get it all done like that :hmph:
 
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