Funny Animal Encounters

dimmufan

dimmufan

Tauren Hunter
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I was once in the drive-thru at a popular fast-food restaurant. It was a particularly windy day. I had my window open about an inch and a half. I'm sitting there jammin to my music when all of a sudden I felt something land in my lap. I looked down and to my amazement I saw a small pile of bird poo had landed on my pants. I looked up at the window and there was nothing on it. Nothing on my car either. The whole dam turd landed in my lap. Windy day. Small window opening. What are the odds? That bird had impeccable aim. I still laugh about it to this day.
 
There was another time when I was about 4 years old. We used to have this backhoe that sat in our backyard for the longest time. Eventually a family of roadrunners made a nest in it. I went out to check the eggs on day only to find that they had hatched into wee little babies. I picked one of them up and no sooner did I pick it up did it lay a turd down my leg. It kinda looked like a runny fried egg. Seems that birds of all kinds have made a target out of me.
 
I was at the beach one time and I love chasing the seagulls at the beach I think it's really fun. Plus I really hate seagulls because they're just so dirty. Well, I ran right into the middle of a large flock of them and I got pooped on not once, not twice, but 6 times!!!
 
This is isn't a funny animal experience but it traumatized me a bit.

I was driving back home from rush hour, this was back around February when 5PM was pitch black outside. >_< So I was almost home and the car in front of my swerved to the side. So I was confused why this person swerved. I look forward and there was a huge dead dear with its guts hanging out. I freak out and I tired to swerved quickly but ended up hitting it anyways. I felt a bump, I probably squished it. I later check my car if there was any dear intestines on my wheels.
 
We were sailing to a nearby island, and a flock of Ocres came up beside our boat. It wasn't really funny as it was incredibly scary. I still remember the eyes. OO

And I am telling you, I'm not lying.
 
I have a pet Cockatiel named Silvia who I love very, very much. Anyway, I had left her out in the lounge room on one of the chairs so that she could sleep there. Anyway my dog Penny (R.I.P) was sitting beside the chair just sleeping because that's all she did really! Anyway I was sitting at the computer which is nothing unusual and I suddenly heard the dog get up, she started walking fast, attempting to run and I could hear it. I knew something had stressed her out and she runs past with the bird on her back lol. Silvia must have climbed down the chair and jumped onto her back so she was riding Penny down the hallway. I started laughing but ran after them because Penny was going to run under the table. I grabbed her off of Pen and it was one of the funniest things I ever saw. A bird riding a dog like a horse. :lol:
 
Mine was with a pack of brave Seagulls...

 A few years ago I was eating lunch in my car with all of the windows open and turned my head to grab a napkin on the passenger seat, just I turned my head I felt something tugging on the package of chips in my left hand. At first, I thought it was someone messing around, but when I turned my head to see what who it was, I found a Seagull that had latched on to the bag and was trying to fly off with it, Lol. Before I could get both hands on the bag, two more of them came to its aid and got away with my bag of chips... :mad:
 
Sometime in the fall back at the old farm, my father, sister, and myself were going down the lane. We were heading back home, crossing one of the harvested corn fields. We saw a gaggle of wild turkeys at the bottom of the hill.

Dad turned to my sister and I, shushing us quietly with his fingers to his lips...

...and then...

...he ran down the hill with his arms stretched out on either side, yelling like crazy and making the entire gaggle fly off in all directions! It was so silly to watch a grown man chase a bunch of birds like that. :lol:
 
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