fleshlight

[Meds]

I've heard that those are the best of the best of the best, sir, when it comes to sex toys. That there is nothing more authentic, besides for the real thing itself.

I'd try it, but I wouldn't buy one. I haven't been single for a very long time though..

 

[Davey Gaga]

I want one, I'm giving myself blisters

 

[L]

stop looking at megan fox for a day boyo

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

stop looking at megan fox for a day boyo

She's good looking but I never understood the hype. I've seen sexier in a JCPenny catalog.

Now, if you look up Denise Milani, your hand will NEVER leave your pants.

 

[Davey Gaga]

stop looking at megan fox for a day boyo

I've changed to Tricia Helfer.

 

[L]

go to hell

you ungrateful bastard

probably just moved on because megan fox has n00dz now

But I don't know, I don't really look at women anymore besides what i see in porn. I do like that chick from master of disguise and 2 fast 2 furious, but she kind of plays the role of a skank most of the time

she was actually a hooker in Bad Lieutenant