FF7:AC Bloopers

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I'll start:

(when cloud goes to save the kiddies)

Kadaj: ....he's what you'd call a black sheep.
Cloud: Said the man with gray hair.
Director: CUT!!
Kadaj: *sighs* Man this is like the 5th time! Will you just say what's written on the script?!
 
(When Cloud finds Tifa in the church)

Tifa: You're late
Cloud: Who did this!
Tifa: *shakes head* he didn't say...
Tifa: *flies up in the air* MARLENE! *falls back*
Cloud: *Doesn't catch her*
Tifa: *lands on her back in the flowers...facepalm*
Cloud: SHIT! Don't fall so quick! Can we do a retake!?
 
(when reno and rude talk about the bomb)

reno: howdi partner....so this thing got any bite to it?
rude: shinra at its finest..
reno: ohhhhh so you made this...
rude: if anything its flashy *cloud rides past* *boooom the bomb went off*
reno: isnt the bomb suppose to go off up there?
rude: wha...oh no you dumb fool you threw it on clouds bike!!!!!
 
Cloud about to do omni slash

Cloud: you just don't get it do you? there is nothing i don't cherish
Cloud: *swings First tsugri, and lauchs, three blades get stuck, and fall back to the ground*
Cloud: Shit, can we try that again, i almost had it
Sephiroth: idiot go with the original
 
Cloud about to do omni slash

Cloud: you just don't get it do you? there is nothing i don't cherish
Cloud: *swings First tsugri, and lauchs, three blades get stuck, and fall back to the ground*
Cloud: Shit, can we try that again, i almost had it
Sephiroth: idiot go with the original
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lol, I like that one! and Lady Aerith's!
 
*The scene with Cloud and Aerith in the flower field*

Cloud: huh? *looks around the whitespace*
Aerith: You came!
Cloud: *turns his head slightly towards Aerith's voice*
Aerith: Even though you're about to break, hmm? *touches Cloud's arm gently*
Cloud: *shifts slightly just as Aerith does*
Aerith: WHA- *ends of her dress gets tangled in Cloud's straps and buckles from his clothing*
Cloud and Aerith: *both go toppling over onto the ground* OUCH!!
Aerith: What the-
Cloud: How did-
Cloud and Aerith: *go to sit up at the same time and bang heads*
Director: *facepalm* CUT!!!
Aerith: Uhhh...don't you think we can remove those straps? *rubbing her head*
Cloud: <_< tell the designer that...*rubbing his head*
 
LOL! I love it LA!

You gave me an idea!

(cloud enters whitespace)
Cloud: Huh?
*disembodied vioce* A perfect WTF moment brought to you by: Lifestream Clerics; always there to heal.
(Cloud snaps to reality on bike; Yazoo shooting at him)
*disembodied voice* Now back to reality, brought to you by: Bullet Dodger; the ultimate bullet dodging game around.

Director: CUT!! someone ducktape his mouth shut!!
 
(Credit goes to LA for this one...rotfl)

*Vincent and Cloud in the Forgotten City*
Vincent: I've seen what Kadaj's group is doing *swoops down to Cloud and grabs his arm*
Cloud: *flinches and his lip curls*
Vincent: The stigma, it's alien matter infesti-
Cloud: *lip is still curled* Vincent...ummm did you brush your teeth today?
Vincent: .....
 
*Cloud in whitespace at end of movie (where he gets blown away too)*

*Wolf walks up to Cloud*
Cloud: AIEEEEE! *punches wolf and scrambles to get away*
Directior: CUT!! Cloud, what the hell are you doin?
Cloud: didn't you see that wolf?
Directior: yeah. it's supposed to be there! We're lucky if we manage to get the animal trainer to come back.
Cloud: Animal trainer? I thought the wolf was going to be added in by CG!
 
::Yuffie coming down from the sky::

Yuffie: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ::goes splat on the ground::

Crew member: looks like we had a faulty parachute

Red XIII: We're here Tifa!
Crew member: Cut! Nanaki you know we're on a tight budget! That's why we only gave you that one line at the end of the movie!
 
Sephiroth vs Cloud

Sephiroth: Oh where did you get this strenght
Cloud: Oh well, you know, been working out, not that you would be able to... i mean you were dead
Sephiroth: you don't have to rub it in
Director: we are filming a movie
Cloud and Sephiroth: and we are having a conversation, never argue with people with big swords
director: ahhh... okay... ummm... carry on
 
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