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[Will Graham]

been offered a job, but I would have to be clean-shaven the entire time

should I take it?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

she doesnt have a beard so if youre asking should she shave/wax her fanny then yes.

 

[The Witch]

Yes, take the job.

 

[Ethics]

I hate shaving.

I do love money, though.

 

[Will Graham]

Jeff understands my dilemma

 

[Marquis of Granby]

jeff is the monayman.

 

[Will Graham]

What about my mods James?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

you'll have to have them reversed.

 

[ribbit]

Do it. Shaving is worth it for getting money. And your table better not be giving you the job.

 

[Will Graham]

I will have to call my mechanic

If I shave I will look less handsome

 

[ribbit]

No facial hair at all?

 

[Will Graham]

That is what clean-shaven means, darling

 

[Six]

Take it!

 

[Ethics]

That's what he (by he I mean me) said.

 

[Squid]

Is this another story about a kitchen bench?

 

[ribbit]

That is what clean-shaven means, darling

Whoops I forgot when I typed that

Is this another story about a kitchen bench?

That's what I thought

 

[Will Graham]

It was a kitchen table

Also James I was thinking, you'd be rattling Bullock so hard that you'd need something to hang onto. So perhaps not having her shaven would be better

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i'd firm up the old scrotum with a swift tickle from a cold hand to make sure i didnt rattle.

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Sandra Bullock has class.

 

[Steve-O]

Sandra Bullock has class.

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