kingofgrunts
Shay'a'chern
Post about any crazy teachers you have (or had).
I've had quite a few:
I have an extremely biased Comparative Gov't/Politics teacher, Miss Vergara. She often speaks in spanish and talks about her two sons ALL the time. She's also very strict. And you can't argue with her, she'll send you outside. She's also the spitting image of Ursula from the Little Mermiad. Except Mexican. And not an octopus.
Mr Murray, my latin teacher is so random and just... weird. He jokes around alot, speaks in a soft monotone and is almost always innapropriate. We learn about everything but latin in that class. Like how the heart works, or Pennsylvania real estate law. Used to be a lawyer. Also adopted a son from Russia.
Mr Laffey, my english teacher, is similar to Mr Murray, but to a lesser extreme and doesn't speak monotonously. He constantly picks on students, and often makes very inappropriate comments. Once taught at an all-boys school in New Orleans.
Miss Brown, the creative writing teacher must be on crack or something... She's very calm, and very hippie like. She saw the green man wink at her once. There was a crazy woman that randomly showed up at her work a long time ago and was like "I baked/made you a muffin/salad/bowl-o'-soup" who later poisoned her food at a christmas dinner. When she went home she swore there were mynxes running on her ceiling and hiding in her bed and stuff so she called animal control. One of her friends was a police officer and she saw him a week later at a grocery store and he said she was completely stoned. We did virtually nothing in that class. She would even bring in coffee for us occasionally. One time she even made pancakes for no reason. That's pretty much Miss Brown in a nutshell.
Miss Bieryla was my sexist geometry teacher.
Miss Garren was my old math teacher who was as blind as a bat and she'd give people who didn't turn in work a perfect score on their report cards (i.e. me), and would yell at people who were actually doing their work because she was as blind as a bat. My grandma was friends with her so i was her favorite student. I still shudder when i think about the 'order of operations dance' that she did... she was a very creepy old woman... She also didn't know how to log in to a computer.
Mr Richards, the band director, is an asshole. He would throw things at us from the roof during marching band rehearsals. He would also change many things at the last second, most notably what times we show up to get ready for competitions. Once again, he is a complete jerk. Which is why I quit band before inbetween middle and high school. I joined the colorguard to spin flags instead. Every year he says he's going to quit, but he never does... I still have no idea how he got a fiancee...
Lastly, Miss Kiggins, the debate teacher. She's not so much crazy as she is amazing. Definitely dresses the best out of every teacher at the school. Dyes and spikes her hair, even had a mohawk last year. She's also the sponsor for our school's Gay-Straight Alliance. She's just amazing. She often teases people, and loves sarcasm, irony, and satire. She has an Edgar Allen Poe action figure.
I've had quite a few:
I have an extremely biased Comparative Gov't/Politics teacher, Miss Vergara. She often speaks in spanish and talks about her two sons ALL the time. She's also very strict. And you can't argue with her, she'll send you outside. She's also the spitting image of Ursula from the Little Mermiad. Except Mexican. And not an octopus.
Mr Murray, my latin teacher is so random and just... weird. He jokes around alot, speaks in a soft monotone and is almost always innapropriate. We learn about everything but latin in that class. Like how the heart works, or Pennsylvania real estate law. Used to be a lawyer. Also adopted a son from Russia.
Mr Laffey, my english teacher, is similar to Mr Murray, but to a lesser extreme and doesn't speak monotonously. He constantly picks on students, and often makes very inappropriate comments. Once taught at an all-boys school in New Orleans.
Miss Brown, the creative writing teacher must be on crack or something... She's very calm, and very hippie like. She saw the green man wink at her once. There was a crazy woman that randomly showed up at her work a long time ago and was like "I baked/made you a muffin/salad/bowl-o'-soup" who later poisoned her food at a christmas dinner. When she went home she swore there were mynxes running on her ceiling and hiding in her bed and stuff so she called animal control. One of her friends was a police officer and she saw him a week later at a grocery store and he said she was completely stoned. We did virtually nothing in that class. She would even bring in coffee for us occasionally. One time she even made pancakes for no reason. That's pretty much Miss Brown in a nutshell.
Miss Bieryla was my sexist geometry teacher.
Miss Garren was my old math teacher who was as blind as a bat and she'd give people who didn't turn in work a perfect score on their report cards (i.e. me), and would yell at people who were actually doing their work because she was as blind as a bat. My grandma was friends with her so i was her favorite student. I still shudder when i think about the 'order of operations dance' that she did... she was a very creepy old woman... She also didn't know how to log in to a computer.
Mr Richards, the band director, is an asshole. He would throw things at us from the roof during marching band rehearsals. He would also change many things at the last second, most notably what times we show up to get ready for competitions. Once again, he is a complete jerk. Which is why I quit band before inbetween middle and high school. I joined the colorguard to spin flags instead. Every year he says he's going to quit, but he never does... I still have no idea how he got a fiancee...
Lastly, Miss Kiggins, the debate teacher. She's not so much crazy as she is amazing. Definitely dresses the best out of every teacher at the school. Dyes and spikes her hair, even had a mohawk last year. She's also the sponsor for our school's Gay-Straight Alliance. She's just amazing. She often teases people, and loves sarcasm, irony, and satire. She has an Edgar Allen Poe action figure.
. He acted a little pervy, tbh.
