Change Quotes?

[Mirage]

Well guys, I was thinking that might be funny to change the quotes that

characters spoke along the game. Change for whatever and in every way u

want.

I´ll give the first shot:

Yuna (at that Spring scene): I can...t, I just can´t fly to Zarnakand...

Tidus : *facepalm*, But why? You know there will be safe from those Yevon pursuers!

Yuna: Yeah, but... I´m in love with another guy, and...

Tidus: Another guy, WHOM?

Yuna: That guy in blue pants from Besaid... He promised me he would take me in ride with is new boat. *flees from the spring*. I´m going back to Besaid loser!


Ok, hope you´ll give some more inspired story´s than mine lol.

 

[Dark-Angel]

Yuna: "I dont like your plan. It sucks"

Brother: "Do you suck?"

Yuna "Yes but only on wednesday's!"

Brother "This is wednesday "

Yuna "Tough! Youre not getting any!"

 

[Mitsuki]

Threads like this belongs in Final Fantasy Fun, so I'll move it there for you. =]

-Thread Moved-

 

[Dark-Angel]

Does this mean i just lost my one post count?

 

[Mitsuki]

You could say that.

 

[Mirage]

Spam, Spam, Spam lol.

So, if the threat is here, you can quote any ff you wish to or mix quotes from ff 1 to ffxii with sequels, etc. In my opinion, those with voices are the funniest, but ya know.

Yuna: Tomorow then...

Tidus: Wha...

Yuna: You're going with us right?

Tidus: Umm??

Yuna: Stop being gay, you'r taking me to ur bed or WHAT?

Tidus: Umm...


You can also continue to quote another quote. So quote, quote, quote!

 

[Icarus]

FFXII Quote
*party enters Colosseum in Ridorana*
Vaan: Whoa this place is huge. I can use this place as a holding cell when I'm a sky pirate.
Fran: I dunno... this place reeks of dragon poo.
Balthier: Cool. New pet.
Reddas: According to legend, this place is a holding cell for the all-powerful Yiazmat.
Balthier: *looks at a Cassie* Oh, that? *fires and kills*
Reddas: No you dumbass. THAT. *looks at a tail sticking out of the ground*
Basch: *cutting chunks off the tail* What the hell? I just cut that off into bite-sized chunks and made jerky for all of us.
Penelo: *cooking the meat* Oh shit.
All: AAAAHHH! RUNNNNNN!
Yiazmat: *rising out of ground* WHO DARES DISTURB THE ALL-POWERFUL YIAZMAT????
Ashe: Um, like, me?
Yiazmat: You dirty bastard.
*Ashe is devoured messily, chunks of bone and blood flying everywhere*
Yiazmat: Mmm! Tasty! Now, you haven't started the hunt yet. So I can't kill ALL of you. Did she make that jerky?
Basch and Penelo: *lying through their teeth* Yes.
Yiazmat: *barfs up Ashe's remains* Someone use Raise!
Penelo: *casts Raise*
*Ashe flies together, piece by piece*
Ashe: Like, whoa! I just had a weird dream where I was devoured by a dragon.
Yiazmat: No one cares. *stomps Ashe to pieces* Much better.
To be continued.....