Bow Mortals!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Guv'na]

My request.

I have done it.......I am the new Space Invaders champion. Now, I want my parade to go through there......I want my hookers in my bed by 6:00 PM.......I want Fields to scoop up the elephant poo after the parade is over....what's that? I'm not wasting money on a scooper, he'll have to do that s**t with his hands!

No seriously, I want my user name in this colour please.

 

[Gabranth]

Gabranth throws a rock at the Guv'na

 

[Sephirothalpha]

How long did you spend on that?

Another rock is hurled in by Sephirothalpha.

 

[Gabranth]

The best i have ever got was 140k or something on another website

 

[The Guv'na]

Alright, screw the hookers, and the parade. I'm serious about the name colour though. I'm gonna go ask Big Boss. He owes me anyway.

 

[Saix]

Bullshit. You ain't gettin' a colour change.

 

[The Guv'na]

Bullshit. You ain't gettin' a colour change.

Says you! I'll get one, you'll see.

 

[Saix]

What, for becoming the champion of a shitty little game?


Gtfo.

 

[The Guv'na]

What, for becoming the champion of a shitty little game?


Gtfo.

Well, I've gotta get something. Do you know that I've used my entire night to get that high score?? Do you??

 

[Saix]

The space of time which you could've spent productively... like using the internet to search for a job.


I hear eBay sells win these days. You should go and invest.

 

[The Guv'na]

The space of time which you could've spent productively... like using the internet to search for a job.


I hear eBay sells win these days. You should go and invest.

The hell with that. I'm the Space Invaders champion. A job is ill-befitting of me.

 

[Savior of the Damned]

Anyway guvan ignoe the rest weldone, i wouldnt have the patience to do it so congrats

 

[The Guv'na]

Anyway guvan ignoe the rest weldone, i wouldnt have the patience to do it so congrats

Thank you. The only thing I'm asking for is a little recognition for the arcade champions of the arcade games. I even tried to change the topic title to ''My request'' so it wouldn't be taken as a joke anymore.

 

[Saix]

... but it is a joke!


I larfed, anyway.

 

[Savior of the Damned]

As i siad ignore the others i recognise your greatness

 

[The Guv'na]

... but it is a joke!


I larfed, anyway.

We'll share a laugh together once I get my username colour.

 

[Savior of the Damned]

I here by think Guvna deserves his name to be changed in to the colour he wishes!

 

[The Guv'na]

If it does happen, I'll be the happiest man in the world. If someone asked me ''Would you like to sleep with my hot sister, or get username colors for the arcade champions?'' I'd say, ''Flippin' 'ell! The arcade champions deserve their username colors! Your hot sister will have to wait.''

 

[Sephirothalpha]

It is quite a high score, Sephirothalpha votes for the name colour change.

 

[The Guv'na]

Two supporters now. OMG, this reminds me of the time I started that boycott at my old forums. I felt liberated when my demands were met. Then his other guy tried to take credit, and I got really pissed off at him. He didn't have the stones to start a boycott like I did. (Whoops, sorry for rambling on and such.)