Best Pickup Lines

Melancholy Rockit said:
I will not forgive the offtopic ness of the comment you made in topic in the offtopic topics board. never. well, this one time.

isnt it free?
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You're too kind sir. But no, were it a toll free number, the unlucky recipients would recognize it right away... or sooner or later, but probably before they called. My best friend gave me that number once, saying that they had changed their number... That jerk.

Back to the topic at hand:

"I have ten fingers like a tongue, and a tongue like ten fingers" (or something along those lines.
 
Yeah I definitely wouldnt eat anything out of that colander...ever again.
 
Dark Tifa said:
Random trivia: there's actually a rejection hotline here in Australia (and probaby the US, too) which is just a mobile phone number you can give out to people who ask for your number. When they call it, however, it's an automated message which says "Hi! Welcome to the Rejection Hotline. I'm afraid you've been rejected, and the person who gave you this number never wants to see you again." etc etc :P
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Oh.
My.
God.

We've got something similar over here. Only, the number directs them to an answering machine, telling them to leave a message. Sounds bland, but...

It's later played on national radio, which just-so-happens to be amazingly popular. <3



And I don't do chat-up lines. Not even poor ones. D'=
 
whenever I'm bored, I call the rejection hotline. I have it saved on my phone, cause it's funny. I just went up to one of my sisters friends and asked for it. LOL.

Another one....

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock."
"Do you know how to use a whip? "
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"My name is [insert name]. That's so you know what to scream."
 
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