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[Snifflepepper]

Greetings and salutations, forum users! I have come to cultivate~

Here, I shall plow my seed of radical awesomeness and impregnate you with the forceful fruit of my knowledge and rage.

Mazel tov!

 

[Mitsuki]

Hah, nice.

And I shall greet you pleasantly with the utmost of what I can muster with such colorful words. Greetings, my fellow member! I can assure you that you will be kindly received here in our humble abode. So, do not tarry! Go, spread your wings and provide us with great entertainment!

Welcome to FFF. =]

 

[Bambi]

Im far too hungover to think of an epic reply to that amusinbg introduction fred

Sooo, welcome to the forums matey, Im the slum drunk

 

[Coco]

Wonderful! Smooth intro.

Greetings to you all the more! I pray your stay here be a delightful one. *bows dramatically*


Here's a cookie.

 

[Simply...kit]

*Hellow felloe final fantasy bretheren! how art thou?i welcome thee to the most nay the highest the triumphant and overly stumping other sites final fantasy family hehe

*let me offer you a drink? no? a cigarette? no? a hooker perhaps?well whatever you want feel free to ask the kind hearted member and overly generous and intellectual moderators of the site

*but please be warned, there are certain rules and regulations you must follow and we do not tolerate any law breakers...here are the sophisticated and simple rules to abide...

*NO SPAMMING!
*NO FLAMMING!
*NO PORNOGRAPHY!
*NO SMOKING!
*NO LITTERING!
*NO MAN IS AN ISLAND!
*NO PARKING!
*NO SEX IN THE LOBBY!
*NO ONE LOVES YOU!
*NO MEANS NO!YES?

*thats all..have a nice day