@Ayumi Hamasaki

Ayumi Hamasaki

It's a beautiful dream, but a dream is earned
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Stop telling people I enjoy dripping hot candle wax on my sexual partner while they are dressed like Lady Gaga (aka a tranny) and singing Poker Face.

That's a shit thing to say to people you asswipe!

Everyone knows I like to make them dress like Marlene and then I pretend my penis is a machine gun. Come here, daddy's got a little gift for you.
 
@Ayumi Hamasaki you are doing it wrong.

Jim should I dress like Marlene then? I have to say that sounds like a decent idea to me. Or I could dress like Aerith and go sell flowers on the street until I'm arrested for solicitation and have to have sex with a cop to get off with no charges.
 
Harlequin

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Turnips have stupid names.

Swedews are Dag Hammarskeven.

Or Ingrid Bergamsven.
 
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