Always: Have a happy period

bodyform that I think Jim

why would someone make a video on how to use a tampon? :lew:
 
is that like making a video on how to use a bicycle helmet? its natural for women to be stuffing their muff, by the time they start surfin' the crimson wave they should know what to do, failing that they could (probably) get a local paedophile to help.
 
:8F:

You're so educational, James. Really. You should teach sex education.
 
Always ads that say have a happy period make me laugh. It just...seriously doesn't seem possible.
That's because it's not. The only way a woman can have a happy period is if they're wearing ugly underwear and is in a coma with a liquid chocolate being pumped into their body.:jtc:
 
That's because it's not. The only way a woman can have a happy period is if they're wearing ugly underwear and is in a coma with a liquid chocolate being pumped into their body.:jtc:
I'll keep the medical equipment and chocolate on hand for any future girlfriends/house sharers that are women.
 
However, I prefer the more primitive cage. Unfortunately, that infringes human rights. :sad3: Alas. Law...
 
i always want chocolate, doesnt matter if im bleeding or shitting, but tbh this is probably because (and the reason for me being) a fat cunt.
 
mhm

you'll probably scare them off with the potential thread of domestic violence via brick. though i do suspect women may be drawn to you since youre gay, and women like to gossip with other women.
The brick comes before the women. :mokken: And I'm not fully gay. :rage: We all like our chocolate. There's none at home atm. :sad3:
 
I LOVE CHOCOLATE.

But I never crave it during my period. And tbh, I don't have bad periods. Sure periods aren't happy, but they aren't hell for me either. Mine last like 2-3 days and aren't very heavy. I don't get cramps either. I hope I'm not jinxing myself. I consider myself lucky.
 
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