Aerith is most certainly not a....

[The Witch]

Yeah, poor cid

 

[Harlequin]

id still hit it

 

[The Witch]

cuz you love her

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

I'd hit it too and watch it jiggle like Jello...

But I wouldn't have sex with it. No way.

 

[The Witch]

I wouldn't hit her, but I'd hit people for hittin' her

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

So you'd be hittin on me?

I'd have to accept. Then we could go on dates.

 

[The Witch]

I meant physical hitting

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Sure ya did.

We all know you're crushing on me. xD

 

[The Witch]

No.

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Aw....-runs off to cry-

You're a meanie!

 

[Harlequin]

I'd hit it too and watch it jiggle like Jello...

One of them slap-the-thigh-and-ride-the-wave jiggles

 

[The Witch]

better than leading you along, amiright

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

True.

To both of you.