ACTION!

Mononoke, saving the world one blood-suck at a time
 
Japanese imagination works in mysterious ways
 
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Orite, so Moogle + Chocobo + Sheep = Beary pig with half skin torn off and bloodied everywhere.

Ah right, I'm not confused anymore. :O
 
Well the porno is not called F*** FANTASY for nothing
 
It's not called that at all.

It's called Woolgasm. :ness:
 
Sounds like an insult to Fantasy :gasp:

@Argor, would the remnants get stuck in the wool and hard to get out? :gasp:
 
All forbidden roads lead to a woolgasm
 
They can lick it out! Makes for a whole extra scene! :gasp:



And the name was decided pretty early on in this thread, when sheep were included.
 
Woolgasm sounds a million times more badass than Ultima

*calls Square-enix*

FFXIII's Woolgasm weapon is gonna pwn all our asses:gasp:
 
Final Fantasy - The official pr0n
Episode 1 - Woolgasm
Starring - A chocobo, a sheep, and a very drunk moogle
 
I say we need someone to play a tonberry.

We NEED someone to DOINK them. :awesome:

Will make for epic lines and will make fans of FF laugh, at the same time as getting all excited and that.
 
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Save it for the sequal :gasp:

Oh, and let's not forget the anus....I mean earth worm from FF6 :wacky:
 
We need a bomb to be present for the explosive finale. :awesome:

Also, I reckon a Behemoth could be in the sequal too. An epical horny raging beast with no control and that.


Damnit, I want this to exist for some sick and twisted reason. :O
 
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