A whale is larger than the moon?!

[Warbsywoo]

A whale is larger than the moon?!

^ That was me responding to this person who picked choice A). Whale rather than D.) Moon on Millionaire.
I mean, come on....!!

I didn't see a thread like this, but....

Post the stupidest things you've ever heard.

 

[Aselia]

the other day a guy in my geometry class seriously asked.... what is -2 - 0?

 

[Rydia]

When my dad was in school, his professor used to say a lot of stupid things. One time he said:

"As numbers increase, they tend to get larger."



And then there's Brook Shield's legendary quote.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

 

[Warbsywoo]

Laura Dern: (Jurassic Park)

Approximately:

"It's hard to tell when the computers end and the real dinosaurs begin.... "

Baseball player:

"They can't fine me! I'm the father of one or two kids...."

 

[Stryfe]

Me: "Do you know what declared freedom for America in the American Revolution, Paul?"

Paul: "The Bill of Independence?"

Me: "Did you seriously just say Bill of Independence?"

Paul: "Yea, why? Oh, wait. It was the Declaration of Rights! I am so stupid."

Me: ".....yes, yes you are. Just.....die."

 

[Warbsywoo]

NFL coach:

"I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl" ~that's a scream

Basketball player:

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious"

Football player:

"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." ---man!

 

[Shenorai]

"I just want everybody to know that I am the Presidency."
- Good ol' George W. Bush.

 

[Rydia]

"A zebra will not change it's spots." -Al Gore

(worst part is, he's said this twice.)



"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, basket ball player.
(So you're going to keep it exactly the same? )

 

[Warbsywoo]

*wipes eyes*
Oh man!
I'm glad I created this thread.

I can't....stop.....laughing

Rock Star:
"My mother never saw the irony of calling me a s.o.b."

Sen. John East:
"First they tax our beer, then they tax cigarettes. Now they are going to increase the tax on gasoline. All that's left are our women...."

(Former??) Pres. of Brazil:
"I intend to open this country up to democracy, and anyone who is against that, I will jail!"

lol.

 

[Rydia]

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” -Britney Spears

*facepalm*


"I really don't think, I just walk." -Paris Hilton

"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." -Tara Reid

 

[Shenorai]

"...I am the boss of everybody."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking of ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we."

More Bushisms. XD

 

[Warbsywoo]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking of ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we."

OMG!!!
That was so funny !!

Moooore:

"You can't just let nature run wild."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Facts are stupid things"
~Ronald Reagan, whoa!

"My colleagues and I are upset by this blatant attempt to replace diversity with fairness..."
N.J. Assemblyman Joseph Doria.

 

[Shenorai]

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: fool me once, shame on ... (long pause) shame on you? (long pause) Fool me, you can't get fooled again."

"You teach a child to read and he or she will be able to pass a literacy test."

Guess who? XD I can go on and on with these Bushisms.

 

[Howl]

It's odd that you posted a thread with this title.
Because I've always wondered what ginormouslygantic creatures live at the bottom of the ocean. XD

 

[Warbsywoo]

Great Bushisms Shenorai!

NBA Coach:

"We've lost on the road. We've lost at home. I just can't figure out where else to play"

EDIT:

The title was specifically designed to suck hapless members in, of course! XD
I hope it's working.
*crosses fingers*

 

[Rydia]

"I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness." -Alicia Silverstone

Warning on a hair color label:
"Do not use as an ice cream topping"

On a sleeping pills label.
Warning: May cause drowsiness

 

[Warbsywoo]

Labels these days....*shrugs*

Critiques of the movie Gigli:
If you haven't seen the movie, you'll be entertained by the following:

1.) 'This is a film that inspires hatred.'

2.) 'Fifty minutes into this bomb, one character yells, 'I'm getting tired of this'. In our theater, one audience member yelled back 'Me too!'.

3.) 'Test audiences reportedly balked at the film's happy ending and wanted Gigli and Ricki to die bloody deaths. And they say critics are harsh.'

4.) 'For two hours, not a single hair movied on Ben's head -- not even when every hair in the audience was on end and growing in the direction of the exit's welcoming glow."

Classic. Bad movie?
Never seen it mah'self.

 

[Shenorai]

"We both use Colgate toothpaste." — another one by Bush after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair o.o

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

...and the best one I've seen so far by President Bush...

"I'm the master of low expectations."

 

[Rydia]

On and Infants bathtub:
"Do not throw baby out with bath water"

On a disposable rasor package:
"Do not use during an earth quake"

On a hair dryer lable:
"Do no use while sleeping"

On a microwave:
"Caution: Do not use for drying pets"
(and we all know why they have to put that label on it *rollseyes*)

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." -Dizzy Dean

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."- Yogi Berra

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded"- Anyone know who said this?

 

[Warbsywoo]

Smart crooks for a change....

Crooks in a Dutch city actually made a smart choice and locked the gates to the police station so that the police couldn't get out while they robbed a nearby hardware store.
So much for justice. No police were outside their HQ at the time of the robbery.