I molested a goldfish. ;D
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how the fcuk can you molest a fish? more to the point, how the fcuk can you molest a goldfish?
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My Dave used to swim up and suck my finger
This thread was wellllllllll for my benefit. xD
Don't ask btw, unless you know that the panic is setting in.
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you molested a goldfish then?
Yes, that's exactly what I was getting at. 
Nah, I didn't, but I met someone who did. God bless that goldfish.
Nah, I didn't, but I met someone who did. God bless that goldfish.
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How the hell.....? 
ololololol
he didn't violate it, he just took it to bed, like you would with a cat, but forgot it needs water. the silly cunt.
he didn't violate it, he just took it to bed, like you would with a cat, but forgot it needs water. the silly cunt.
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hahah what an idiot, altho my mums cousins son kissed his goldfish goodnight and swallowed it......fuck knows how he managed that 
... people actually take their fish out of the bowls? 
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I loved my fish, my mum still has my kissing gourami that is an evil little fucker, it survived a tank smashage. I had to pick it up of the kitchen floor
it must be about 6 years old that now, i know it older than my cat anyway
Wow its even older than 6 it must be pushing 8 by now O_O
it must be about 6 years old that now, i know it older than my cat anyway
Wow its even older than 6 it must be pushing 8 by now O_O
Yes, that's exactly what I was getting at.
Nah, I didn't, but I met someone who did. God bless that goldfish.
I don't think that's as bad as being a hamster serial killer...
To take them to bed like cats.... people actually take their fish out of the bowls?
The paaaaaaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiic.
That'd work if it was on purpose, or if it was more than one hamster and if I had any idea what I was doing at that age.I don't think that's as bad as being a hamster serial killer...
Basically, shut up.
That'd work if it was on purpose, or if it was more than one hamster and if I had any idea what I was doing at that age.
Basically, shut up.
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