A great day in world history.

[Donald Trump]

New Zealand have won the world cup. The trophy is comin home.

Fuck all the other shithouse countries that we hammered to win what is rightfully ours.

I know every single one of you will also be very happy that the Champions won.

 

[Squid]

Rugby is all Nu Zulundars are good at.

You're Mindas at everything else.

 

[Will Graham]

You are bitter because everyone shat on those cro-magnons you call a team

 

[Squid]

I am not bitter that the Kiwi's won. They deserved a win after 24 years of failing.

 

[Will Graham]

I did not say that, I said you are bitter because the representatives of your country were a pile of piss

 

[Donald Trump]

We are also Rugby League World Champions.

 

[Squid]

Manly beat your filthy Kiwi Warriors. We're even.

 

[Will Graham]

Rugby is all Nu Zulundars are good at.

You're Mindas at everything else.

Australia excels at nothing

 

[Donald Trump]

Manly had New Zealanders playing for them.

20-6.

 

[Squid]

We excel at underachieving.

 

[Will Graham]

You do not, in the same way a rock does not excel at obeying gravity

 

[Donald Trump]

And murdering hitch-hikers.

 

[Squid]

We also have very famous pedophiles.

 

[Will Graham]

Our standard poetry course involved a poet who diddle nippers in Nepal like an international sex ogre. He even got a documentary called 'fairytale of Nepal'

Andorra underachieve way more than you