A Conundrum

[Gaige]

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Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

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Incorrect

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Wrong

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Congrats. Your e-cock has just grown by five inches.

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Right.

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Correct

Which did you get?

 

[Black Butler]

none

 

[Channizard]

Personally I'd like my e-cock to grow seven more inches, but if five is all you're offering...

 

[Gaige]

I can offer five at most. Any more and it could break the Interwebz.

 

[Channizard]

Who cares about the internets?