Sexy watches as a bloated Pepe makes his way from the Master Bedroom over to Bedroom 2 and decides to berate him for not coming to her aid moments earlier. As she enters her tantrum induced tirade is halted by the sight of Pepe's rotund form and anger gives way to revulsion.
"You know, when...
Having been manhandled and dunked to within an inch of her life Sexy was shaken up by what had happened but on the plus side she was now washed, albeit still dripping wet and enraged by Barry's bathroom etiquette.
"My hair needs to be shampooed too you asshole!" Sexy admonished while a...
I've not got much interest in MMA but I do know Ronda is supposed to be one of the biggest stars in the sport at the moment. I've seen a few of her fights and her MO seems to be bum rushing the opponent trying to close the show early. From what I'm reading she tried it with this boxer and got...
I'm a day late but I hope you had a nice birthday! From now on the years are gonna fly by I guarantee it, can't believe I'm 25. :shame:
Also you should get someone to gift you a FFXIV subscription! (just saying) (y)
Stunned by the sight of Barry the Behemoth and the events unfolding before her eyes Sexy comes to the realisation that this isn't a dream at all! Incensed by Barry's manhandling she lets him know about it!
"Not so rough you jackass!" Sexy chastises, before the realisation that Barry is in fact...
Dionysos
Can I pull the curtain back afterwards or is my one action already technically spent? If not then let's just pretend Sexy ignores the shower curtain and I'll fix that.
After gazing at the unlocked door for what felt like days but was in fact only a moment Sexy decided to walk through it and into the hallway. Upon entering the hallway she noticed water seeping out from underneath the bathroom door. "Did someone forget they were running a bath?" she asked...
User: Harlequin
Character: Harly Mystile
Availability: GMT, Flexible
Desired: Paladin i186
Sub: Black Mage i179, Summoner i179 and to a lesser extent any healer at i170
Methods of Chat: Skype, Discord
"Oh my God!" Sexy cried as the strange man in green puked GOLD onto the kitchen floor, "is that real gold?! That's hot... Are you a Scientist of something?"
Just then, Pepe let out a horrible screech as Mortimer the Malboro slapped him with his tentacle. Sexy was momentarily frightened before...
As Sexy watched Pepe sieve through the messy trash she felt a strong sense of revulsion not unlike the time she was paired in Science class with that dork she had to pretend to get on with so he would do the work for her.
"Ok first of all... gross!" Sexy said grimacing, "and I just found a head...
"Oh my God!" Sexy cried as Pepe made his way over to the kitchen. Weighing up the prospect of following a Frogman into the Kitchen or staying in the Dining Room with a decapitated head Ms. Cheerleader decided to take her chances with the Frog. "You can't just leave me in here with this old man's...
"Whatever," Sexy replies nonchalantly as David makes his way towards the hall. It was then that her stomach began to rumble reminding our vacuous vixen she hadn't eaten in quite some time. Turning her attention towards the dish at the center of the dining table she thinks it wise to check if the...
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.