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Belated Theme #3: Cosplay

2. Adjective: incredulous

9. Colour: Mauve

2. FF Character: Queen Brahne

This is not Lawrence's day. He scores an own goal and will now never escape the humiliation. How will his football teammates ever forgive him now?

We have an official amended deadline for this event, people! GET YOUR ENTRIES IN BY THE END OF THE 27th OF THIS MONTH. No, you are not getting any further extensions. If your college professor wouldn't give you another extension, why should I?

10. Adjective: Incorrigible

Belated Theme #2: Minions

Okay. After probably forty attempts, Chaos was finally laid low on normal difficulty. But the actual boss name is "Chaos?" which seems to suggest maybe he isn't the real Chaos after all. Maybe we're the real Chaos all along! I don't just mean our angry boi protagonist Jack, but we the players...

4. Plural Noun: Notebooks

The demo is a corrupted file and doesn't play. 10/10 This game also looks utterly horrendous. Its art style is straight out of an edgy late-2000s PS3-era title and its main protagonist is borderline satire of video game heroes from that era of video games. It looks to be a total sausage fest...

Square Enix and Team Ninja of Dissidia Final Fantasy NT and Nioh fame have teamed up to let us re-experience what video games were tonally like back in the late-2000s. Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin, evidently named by someone who doesn't comprehend the concept of a total mouthful...

Good news! Fans of classic Final Fantasy games can soon look forward to remastered versions of the original six mainline installments in all their wonderful pixel glory. Titled Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster, this will be a series of individually sold upscaled versions of Final Fantasies I...

A bunch of teenage louts lay eyes on our lagomorphic layabout. They waltz up to Lawrence and present to him gifts as a token of goodwill and to extend their hands in friendshi- oh who am I kidding They beat him up and steal his shield to sell on eBay for some quick and easy PS5 money.

Belated Theme #1: Final Fantasy Forums

15. Adjective: Voracious

21. Proper Noun: Bitcoin

15. Member Username: Paddy McGee

Urianger shows up and proceeds to spend the next 20 minutes talking at excruciating length about metaphysical mumbo jumbo. Which will be more lethal? Lawrence's ability to take names or Urianger's ability to bore even the stoutest of supervillains to death?

12. Verb(-ing): chasing