Remember those jokes that people made about the celestial body of Pluto looking like a Paissa? There’s a reason for that. To the extremists, Pluto is the Paissa Homeworld. Earthlings have conspired to destroy Paissan heritage by: demoting Pluto via removing its status as a planet; training to murder Paissas in a video game which misrepresents the species; neglecting to teach the real history of the Plutonian Empire (before they caught the common cold and had to retreat).
Phay Z’or is a Plutonian Paissa who is fed up with the treatment of Paissas in the Earthling video game franchise ‘Final Fantasy’. The only survivor of his House, Phay of House Z’or, has woken from cryosleep after an 88 year nap (during which his mind concocted the perfect plan to restore dominance in the Solar System). He is now heading straight for us, Final Fantasy Forums, as the Earthling digital consciousness known as ‘Google’ has misled him into believing that we are responsible for the treatment of Paissas in FFXIV.
(If three members purchase Phay Z’or then he shall be added as a smiley!)