King's Castle

[TranceGenesis]

What about a gofer? Everyone needs a run around, don't mind being a scivvy

 

[itsgalf]

*Casually tosses out the riff raff*

Yawn.

you yawn because you are tired, and you slowly drift into a deep nyquil induced sleep. I sneak stealthily by and eventually drop poison in the king's glass of wine.

long live king A-Tizzle

 

[Gaaramaster]

Bar Wenches? Can I have one come to my room ASAP? it's room 69

 

[Dalton]

Curses.... nyquil... my only......... weakne.......................

ZzzZzzzzzzz

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

it's room 69

I GET IT!

 

[Gaaramaster]

good for you Pooley

 

[Dark Tifa]

Curses.... nyquil... my only......... weakne.......................

ZzzZzzzzzzz

Oh no, Dalton! Quickly! I must find someone to- oh that's right, youcalledmeawhore Carry on.

 

[Dalton]

I didn't call you a whore, it was more of a...
just...
Ok so yeah I kinda did.

But it was the friendly kind!

 

[Dark Tifa]

You know, I think being friendly is generally a prerequisite for whores

 

[Dalton]

Dark Tifa why do you hate me so ;_;
I've only ever been nice to you!

 

[Rydia]

hmm... harem girl?

 

[Gaaramaster]

hmmm..............no underage drinking=no fun. JK, ya fat lard.lol.

 

[Tifa AC]

I'll be the good spirit of your Castle.

 

[Finnegan III]

I'll be the enemy castle, everyone needs a good enemy.

 

[itsgalf]

I change my position

I will be your physician/doctor, who you consort with on a weekly basis. We will discuss problems such as your mental retardation and your inability to get an erection.

I lack in the area of patient-doctor confidentiality and soon the whole kingdom will know and make fun of you.

 

[Aztec Triogal]

I'll be the enemy castle, everyone needs a good enemy.

YOU KILLED JECHT!!!

And itsgalf, you're staying miles away from my penis. Also... pssst... to Dalt... if you wanted to be nice you probably shouldn't have said she might have STDs. lol

 

[Spyforshinra]

Chicken Soup for the nightwatchman sir?

 

[Dark Tifa]

You... shameless... xD

 

[Aztec Triogal]

More like annoying persistant...

 

[AddleBoy]

I will be a well acclaimed mercenary whom you pay larges sums of money, but doesn't do his job. He spends the day getting drunk and friendly with the ladys in the brothels and harems. when he actually tries to do his job, he ends up killing at least one of his comrades because he is too drunk.