Mom tried to give me away :ahmed:

[The Witch]

so me and my family went to Taco Bell for a quick simple lunch.
I tell my mom that I need to go to the ladies room so I head off to do my thing. after I'm finished I come out and find my mom getting the food by herself so I stay to help her.

As I'm sitting there all of a sudden the dude taking our order says "I like your shirt" (I'm wearing a bright blue tee that has a smiley face on it with a mustache the shirt reads "u can't tell but i'm smiling" )

i say thanks and I noticed he had a yoda tattoo and said that it was cool along with his boba fett tat. Just a small hello, friendly is how I took it. Well, I'm not too good at noticing when guys try to start flirting and well, i missed if that was a flirt or not I still don't think it was but my mom did.

thinking nothing of the situation yet, I get myself a drink as my mom heads to the table and when I sit down to eat i hear she's telling all my siblings and dad about how she could wed me to him. Obviously not serious, but doing that was just...

I sat there and I was just like

what's with moms doing that













and cue the cool story bro

 

[Naoto Shirogane]

Cool story Sis.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

my mum would never do that...

...wait...thats a good thing :jim:

 

[The Witch]

lol

it was funny for a minute, but after the third joke about it I just wanted to bust a skull

 

[The Witch]

Cool story Sis.

you deserve that gif as well

 

[CassinoChips]

A Yoda tattoo.... a Boba Fett tattoo..... works at a fast food restaurant....

Not that I'm all high class and junk myself, buuuuuuuuut..... that sounds like 3 strikes to me.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

go for it cali. he sounds like a keeper.

 

[The Witch]

yeah, three strikes for me too, honestly. I thought the dude was gay hence complementing my shirt which is why i think my mom was trolling me

what guy compliments a girls shirt to start a convo anyways .

 

[The Witch]

go for it cali. he sounds like a keeper.

Oh, yeah for sure

 

[The Witch]

doesn't get much better in KY not THAT much better to be honest. Least for dudes.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

he wasnt looking at your shirt. he was looking at your tits, cali.

 

[The Witch]

impossible.


I'm B34 in bra size

woo hoo

 

[moogling]

not this again

 

[The Witch]

lol,

he brought it up I honestly think the guy just liked the shirt

 

[Big Casino]

A Yoda tattoo.... a Boba Fett tattoo..... works at a fast food restaurant....

Not that I'm all high class and junk myself, buuuuuuuuut..... that sounds like 3 strikes to me.

lmfao i was thinking that

 

[The Witch]

so was I

 

[Marquis of Granby]

maybe he was standing there thinking "on this one the t shirt is very nice!"

 

[CassinoChips]

doesn't get much better in KY not THAT much better to be honest. Least for dudes.

he wasnt looking at your shirt. he was looking at your tits, cali.

These...... are two salient points.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i dont even know what salient means but il just assume youre agreeing with me !

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Terrible Terry Tate