Candy gives you cavities

[Sum1sgruj]

Cavities give you headaches.
Headaches make you irritable.
Irritation makes you very angry.
Extreme anger makes you lash out.
Lashing out makes people sad.

Candy is evil.

 

[Donald Trump]

Sturgeons give you caviar.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Candy itself isn't evil. It just creates it.

 

[Sum1sgruj]

Sturgeons give you caviar.

Baby killers. They should be wrapped up in Sham-Wows.

 

[Donald Trump]

Is Candy pure evil?