kiss my arse
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i meant that man who was hitting on you
oour sigs are like a 2 piece mlfy
I'm ashamed to ask this but...which one?
michael mcintyre?
hahaha
how are you attracting them all?
The marine who hit on me at the bar and I didn't realise...the guy at the 21st who slapped my arse...the flatmate of a workmate who started undoing my shirt on the dancefloor...the boyfriend of a manager who's after my cock...
Think that's it. Think the common denominator may very well be my Bad Romance performance.
you need to nip this problem on the head before it goes any further man 
you need to ditch the gaga, dave.
I need a vajayjay is what I need is what I need...you need to nip this problem on the head before it goes any further man
I'm not doing her for Halloween anymore...happy? Happy?!!?!?!?!?!
you need a fanny so that the men who're interested in you can shag you or you need a fanny so you dont have to investigates claims like "i suck like a dyson"?
Well it's gay men who are after me so inverting my cock in to a vajazzle wouldn't do much good, then I'd just be (more of) a ladyboy. So the latter.
they might not mind if you still looked a wee bit like michael mcintyre.
i actually sat and watched some of his stuff the other night...comedy roadshow or something and cant stand him. hes so bouncy and shouty and...not funny.
IMVFHO
IMVFHO
i actually sat and watched some of his stuff the other night...comedy roadshow or something and cant stand him. hes so bouncy and shouty and...not funny.
IMVFHO
I love his originality...he actually manages to send you in to hysterics without swearing or offending anyone
Don't get me wrong, sometimes the more offensive the better (Frankie Boyle, Jimmy Carr etc
) but I love that he can do what he does in other ways
not too keen on jimmy carr either tbh.
been watching bill bailey vidyas on jewchoob today though. what a legend.
i like non offensive stuff too
been watching bill bailey vidyas on jewchoob today though. what a legend.
i like non offensive stuff too
i d like jimmy carr sometimes
hes just so like....he has only one emotion
hes just so like....he has only one emotion
He's my favourite ever
I thought he'd be Jim's fave as well - so many racist and paedo jokes
I thought he'd be Jim's fave as well - so many racist and paedo jokes
i like robin williams and after seeing some jim carrey stuff on yotube ive been obsessing 
I just realised the woman in your pic has goosebumps on her arse as well