truth

[Will Graham]

You're most certainly not a moon pig, they're generally found on the Jeremy Kyle show

 

[Bambi]

missing several teeth and with muffin tops

/vom

 

[Will Graham]

Fueling the great mystery, how do such ugly and thick people get laid?

 

[Bambi]

By shagging other ugly people ]:

 

[Will Graham]

It's a vicious cycle and he's the ring master


My personal favourite however is

 

[Bambi]

I honestly don't understand how these folk always seem t be having affiairs

I mean WHO, HOW? WHOOOOO, WHHHHHHHHHY

 

[Will Graham]

It's a real mystery where's Holmes when you need him? I had something else to add to this but I now forgot

 

[Donald Trump]

It's not much of a mystery. All English people are ugly.

 

[Dark Knight]

It's not much of a mystery. All English people are ugly.

not my girlfriend.... well mostly

 

[Bambi]

It's not much of a mystery. All English people are ugly.

Matt Bellamy is most definately not ugly