My sequin converse

[Bambi]

aren't going to be mine if selfish cunts don't stop bidding on them

THEY ARE MINE

MINE DAMMIT, I SAW THEM FIRST, FUCK OFF AND BID ELSE WHERE

Wankers

 

[Harlequin]

*bids*

 

[Gaige]

What are they again?

 

[Bambi]

<3

 

[Gaige]

You'll have the brightest feet in town. Muggersfar and wide will be drawn to your shiny shoes. "There she is! Get 'er!"

 

[Bambi]

I'l drop kick anyone that comes near them

Though, rate this auction is going, they will be my imaginary sequined converse

 

[Gaige]

I'm bidding for them. They shall be mine. And I'll send pics of me walking up and down the street in my shiny sequined converse.

 

[Bambi]

...Size 4 Diar

 

[Gaige]

 

[Gaige]

I'll just cram them onto my feet so the toes rip through. Then I'll have ripped sequin converse.

 

[Bambi]

what a fucking tragedy |:

 

[Gaige]

But a stylish strategy.

 

[Bambi]

My sequin converse

/wails

 

[AddleBoy]

I can't believe that so many people would bid on such ugly shoes.

 

[Bambi]

CLEARLY they have style

 

[Gaige]

Camera rolls to the scene of Addle bidding frantically for a pair of pink sequin converse on five different sites.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

mhm...

they are shite, kelly.

 

[Bambi]

You're all just rubbish boys

get out

 

[Gaige]

Velcro's gonna rip em. Velcro's gonna rip em.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

You're all just rubbish boys

get out

we'll see who's rubbish when you get lifted for trying to attack tim

i'll just stand and laugh at you. then me 'n clare can go and get hitched.