Remember His Second Greatest Gift...

Aztec Triogal

Aztec Triogal

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God gave rock and roll to you! Gave rock and roll to you!
Gave rock and roll to everyone!
God gave rock and roll to you! Gave rock and roll to you!
Put it in the soul of everyone!!!



I know life sometimes can get tough! and I know life sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a road
And that roads name is... rock and roll!

He may have died for our sins, but he lives to ROCK ON!!!!!!!

Edit: Don't think for a second I'm joking.
 
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Did you know it is a statistical impossibility to have anything bad happen to you when you're listening to Free Bird. It's true. As long as that song plays, you cannot be hurt. You're invincible. Try it out sometime...
 
Aztec Triogal said:
Did you know it is a statistical impossibility to have anything bad happen to you when you're listening to Free Bird. It's true. As long as that song plays, you cannot be hurt. You're invincible. Try it out sometime...
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Cool. I'm going to listen to it while driving on the Highway blind folded.
 
Hahaha Alright, just don't tell anyone I suggested it before you go... no real reason. Just uh... it's more... fun if you do it that way. >_> And no need to blindfold, just "Hold your head up. Whoa! Hold your head HIGH!" - Argent
 
Aztec Triogal said:
Did you know it is a statistical impossibility to have anything bad happen to you when you're listening to Free Bird. It's true. As long as that song plays, you cannot be hurt. You're invincible. Try it out sometime...
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Oh Really I'm going right now to download the song (without paying for it by the way) and put it in my Ipod.

By the way just out of curiousity if Rock & Roll is God's second greatest gift then what's the first and greatest gift? would it be Live? or maybe free will?
 
QuickSilverD said:
I will asume that you are talking about either the thread starter or Rydia
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Anyway who agrees with thread starter, Aztec moreso.

Aztec Triogal said:
Did you know it is a statistical impossibility to have anything bad happen to you when you're listening to Free Bird . It's true. As long as that song plays, you cannot be hurt. You're invincible. Try it out sometime...
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He's not lying y'know.

Speaking from personal experience
 
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QuickSilverD said:
By the way just out of curiousity if Rock & Roll is God's second greatest gift then what's the first and greatest gift? would it be Live? or maybe free will?
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Forgiveness of sins, at least in the christian religion. I'm christian so that's what I was referencing. If you're not, then whatever. Sure, free-will. But I was refering to dying on the cross and all that jazz. Slightly more important than rock, IMO... but this topic is about rock, not death, so yea...
 
Can someone start an Aztec Triogal fan club? Call it "Azzy T's Army".

Rock 'n' Roll is good.
 
It's a rap lover! Mug him!

Name other holy affects of Rock Music:

1. Listening to Black Betty or Mississippi Queen (preferably Ozzy's cover), the person will easily gain twice his previous strength and speed.

2. Anything played by Deep Purple will increase your driving skills by 50% and your average driving speed by the same factor, which police usually do not like.
 
Lol. This is so stupid.
But anyway, I'm moving this to the spam section. Sorry Aztec. <3
 
That's fine. I just got so confused with where to put this topic. THere's so many of these fourms... I figured it at least had some relevance. ;)
 
Aztec Triogal said:
Did you know it is a statistical impossibility to have anything bad happen to you when you're listening to Free Bird. It's true. As long as that song plays, you cannot be hurt. You're invincible. Try it out sometime...
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True! I've never had anything bad happen to me whilst listening to Free Bird. Not a single thing as far as I can remember.

Aztec Triogal said:
It's a rap lover! Mug him!

Name other holy affects of Rock Music:

1. Listening to Black Betty or Mississippi Queen (preferably Ozzy's cover), the person will easily gain twice his previous strength and speed.

2. Anything played by Deep Purple will increase your driving skills by 50% and your average driving speed by the same factor, which police usually do not like.
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True again. If you listen to 'In Rock' album, mainly Speed King then prepare to be smelling burning rubber. Highway Star, Burn,...Damon Hill would shit himself ^_^
 
I cannot drive with Highway Star. I go waaaay too fast. lol If that song is playing and I'm behind the wheel, we're in triple digit numbers on the speedometer. lol
 
Try 'Doctor Doctor' by UFO, or if you can hunt it out the Iron Maiden version. Thats not a bad driving anthem either. Or 'Dirty Woman' by Black Sabbath when that killer guitar riff kicks in.....
 
God, I love killer guitar riffs. I hate the song Montana by Frank Zappa but there is just a wicked one right in the middle of it. It's the only reason I have that song on my computer. haha
 
Aztec Triogal said:
Did you know it is a statistical impossibility to have anything bad happen to you when you're listening to Free Bird. It's true. As long as that song plays, you cannot be hurt. You're invincible. Try it out sometime...
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I can't beat Free Bird on Hard in Guitar Hero 2, as I don't have the endurance, since I use it all on your mother the night before...that's kinda bad.
 
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