Personal Stresses

[Marquis of Granby]

I need a poo.

 

[Ewan]

Do you know what the constipated mathematician did when he needed a poo?

He worked it out with a pencil.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

I've heard that one a million times and it never ceases to give me a giggle.

 

[Bambi]

I'm a tad constipated

That peppermint teas is supposed to be good for your digestion as well. I suppose that giner cake didnt help...and i DID have 3 poos this morning...maybe Im just being greedy and my body wants to hold onto some for tomorrow

 

[Marquis of Granby]

I'm a tad constipated

Boo fucking hoo.

There are little kids in Africa starving to death.

 

[Bambi]

That's not my problem, my immediate concern is how my bowel movements appear to have ground to a halt

 

[Ewan]

Bran flakes.

 

[Bambi]

I don't have any

Not that they work for me anyway ¬_¬

I just ate half a bag of radishes, Ellie was hovering, so I thought (yes, Im cruel) hahaha I'l let her have one, she well thinks they're sweets....

Alas, it backfired, little shit appears to LIKE radishes ¬_¬

 

[Marquis of Granby]

If you will, note the title of the thread: "Personal Stresses".

PERSONAL STRESSES

not "Sphinctorial Strains".

 

[Bambi]

IT IS A PERSONAL FUCKING STRESS

I like my bowel movements to be regular!

 

[Marquis of Granby]

FUCKING

Don't swear in my thread, you shithouse.

 

[Ness]

 

[Ewan]

 

[Bambi]

I'l swear wherever I please cuntybollocks

 

[Ness]

Foul language offends me...it's an issue of PERSONAL STRESS.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Foul language offends me...it's an issue of PERSONAL STRESS.

That belongs on the flame board then.

 

[Bambi]

Shut yer gob you

 

[Ness]

WHERE IS THE FLAME BOARD THEN

 

[CassinoChips]

"Flame board" sounds like a medieval torture device.

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........./designs.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

WHERE IS THE FLAME BOARD THEN

There it is. *points to Jesse*