Chocolate...

[Fusilli]

I demand an explanation as to why it's so heavenly, it's inhuman!


Somebody please enlighten me.

 

[Ness]

Studies have shown that chocolate is literally made from happiness and delicious.

LITERALLY.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Fairys make it, liek srsly.

 

[Fusilli]

I've heard it's better than sex, I'm willing to believe.



If only it didn't make you fat...

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Sex makes you skinny.

 

[Fusilli]

I meant chocolate, foo'

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Well sex is healthier is all I was saying.

 

[Fusilli]

Tell that to the population who are HIV positive.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Chocolate could cause you to die of obesity.

 

[Fusilli]

HIV sounds worse in my opinion... you can't get rid of it, whereas if you're fit enough then you can prevent yourself from becoming obese.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

But if you die from HIV, odds are you'll die looking pretty.

 

[Fusilli]

If I was dying, my looks would be the last thing I'd be concerned about, personally.

Besides, I'd rather die eating chocolate than from some malicious and torturing virus.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

But if you die obese then you can't move very fast if yer a ghost.

 

[Fusilli]

Well if it's the afterlife you're worried about then it makes no difference, you'd be going to hell for either lust or gluttony anyway.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

True

But heck, i wouldn't wanna die fugly.

You'd go to hell for greed anyways.

 

[Ness]

But if you die obese then you can't move very fast if yer a ghost.

Ghosts are weightless, you tosser. =P

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

How do you know?

 

[Ness]

BECAUSE I SAID SO

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Have you ever weighed one?

 

[Fusilli]

Have YOU?