I should be king.

[Soul Saver]

Discuss.

 

[Misty]

What qualities make you an ideal king?

 

[Soul Saver]

I am good with money, generous, and I will give everyone free cheese. Amongst other things.

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Cheese...FAIL!
You are no king!

I could be persuaded to see you as a king if I gets free alcohol

 

[Soul Saver]

Is ale and wine ok? Wine and cheese!

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Ale and wine should be fine.










...but no cheese.

 

[Soul Saver]

Then it's off to the gallows with ye. I hate people who hate cheese.

 

[ZKnight7]

What type of cheese and of the peple allergic to cheese?

 

[Casanova]

People allergic to cheese will be burned at the stake.

BTW, can I be your advisor?

 

[Soul Saver]

People allergic to cheese are thrown into the loony bin.


Hmm, you can be a Count.

 

[Casanova]

Sounds good to me.

First order of business?

 

[Soul Saver]

Round up everything to do with that blasted Spongebob, and destroy it all.

 

[Casanova]

And all the emos that revere him, amirite?

 

[Soul Saver]

No, they'll become an heroes once they discover that their beloved retard is gone.

 

[Casanova]

I like it, two birds with one stone.

 

[Soul Saver]

Indeed.

We will have a grand feast when this is done, I think. *tastes pie*

Hmm... needs more chocobos.

 

[Casanova]

What about Patrick Star?

 

[Soul Saver]

I don't think he'd taste very good in a pie. The whole cast should burn.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

gallows

Win.

 

[Bambi]

Wait what's going on in here, what you gunna do to Spongbob