The Chicken Story

[Laro]

I didn't say that though! I wrote it.

 

[Dean Winchester]

I didn't say that though! I wrote it.

Yes, you wrote it

Anyhow...I admit that I tossed a coin for this poll.

Heads-Chicken
Tails-Egg

 

[Laro]

Tails, tails, tails! *keeps saying tails*

 

[Misty]

Chicken came first.
God saw that people needed Kentucky Fried Chicken and thought....I SHALL MAKETH TEH CHICKENZ
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK~

 

[Laro]

Chicken came first.
God saw that people needed Kentucky Fried Chicken and thought....I SHALL MAKETH TEH CHICKENZ
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK~

However, people couldn't catch teh chickenz, so God fed teh chickenz with eggs and so it was too heavy to fly.
The chickenz laid eggs (through its ass) because it was too hard to digest. TEH EGG IS A WIN!

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Tidus came first

Tidus counts as chicken so therefore chickens came first

 

[Laro]

The penis.

The penis counts as an egg so ha!

 

[Miss Valentine]

Tidus counts as chicken so therefore chickens came first

 

[Oblivion]

I've never heard of a penis egg before.

 

[Darkstar]

neither, just like the moon, chickens don't exist