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Kermit the Frog

Kermit the Frog

The lot of you aren't green.
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THERE'S A FUCKING STALKER ON ME. AN MSN STALKER. :gasp:
OH GOD HELP.
HERE'S ONE OF THE CONVOS.
Adrianna : Vous etes merde.
The MSN Stalker(not his real name, no) : Ca va.
Amelia : Tu as ******. :P
The MSN Stalker has left the conversation.

Second Convo.

Adrianna : S’il vous plaît ne pas quitter la conversation. Je veux juste vous poser une question. Qui êtes-vous? Je veux juste savoir qui vous êtes et comment vous vous êtes mes amis msn. S’il vous plaît juste écouter et ne cherche pas à être méchant de façon arrêter quitter la conversation .. Ou êtes-vous pas français et vous faire savoir mon ami et vous gauche parce que vous didnt savoir ce que j'ai dit ,,

The MSN Stalker : Si ki.
The MSN Stalker has left the conversation.



That's all we had, and now I'm scared. Someone hold me. D=
 
Ugh.

He's not a stalker - one of you has added the other and, quite clearly, he speaks French. He's basically asking you to stop leaving the conversation and simply answer why you're on each other's contact lists.

Just say: Je parle en Anglais.
 
Or I remember the link to a very reliable online translator. :wacky:

That being said, I understood most of it. I regret leaving French out this year - I've lost most of my knowledge and it's going to be difficult to get back into it.
 
Juliet said:
About 97% of us aren't fluent in French.
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Wants some translation?
Vous etes merde = You are poop.
Ca va = That's right.
Tu as ****** = You are ******.

S’il vous plaît ne pas quitter la conversation. Je veux juste vous poser une question. Qui êtes-vous? Je veux juste savoir qui vous êtes et comment vous vous êtes mes amis msn. S’il vous plaît juste écouter et ne cherche pas à être méchant de façon arrêter quitter la conversation .. Ou êtes-vous pas français et vous faire savoir mon ami et vous gauche parce que vous didnt savoir ce que j'ai dit ,, =

Itself it pleases you not to leave the conversation. I want just to ask you a question. Who are you? I want just knowledge that you are and how you are yourself my friends msn. Itself it pleases you just to listen and does not try not to be mean in a manner to stop leaving the conversation.. Or you are not French and you to make known my friend and you left because you didnt to know what I said,,

Happy now?
 
Ca va =/= That's right.

Ca va = It goes. In French, you'd really use it to ask "How are you?", to which you may reply "Ca va bien/mal, comme ci comme ca" or whatever you actually feel like - those threee are just the most common.

Also, I love those possessive verbs. Our teacher described them as: "it tells you who's doing what and to whom"

We used our common sense and formed "Je me touche", meaning "I touch myself."

She was not impressed, particularly when we accused her of doing so. In French, though, so we were let off with it. :wacky:
 
I sat across from some Frenchies last night in the kebab house.

Bloody bastards.
 
not as bloody as the baron...

don't know what i'm talking about.
 
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