fecking hell

[Bambi]

Its been a shite day tbqh, tired hungover & hungry is a pants combo

I think i losing my mind aswel, i went upstairs, looked in els bedroom and thought id lost her (momentary panic) then i rememeered shes at my mums

had a wash and my gas has gone. cold fucking water

then i decided to motivate myself to make an egg butty, turned the cooker on and remembered that my cooker is gas

BAH!

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Microwave your eggs. It's fun.

 

[Fusilli]

I think you should go to bed.

 

[Finnegan III]

I think you should go to bed.

Oh, the first to suggest the advice you never heed yourself

 

[Bambi]

so do i but im really hungry
and microwaved eggs are not the way forward my fukwit dad used to do that

I was detined to be a retarded twat with that for a parent

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

My mum did it once and it sounded like ze Germans were attacking. xD

 

[Bambi]

my friend microwaved a hamster

 

[Fusilli]

My mum did it once and it sounded like ze Germans were attacking. xD

I lol'd, and spat hot chocolate all over the screen. O_O

 

[Fusilli]

my friend microwaved a hamster

Sounds like the kinda thing Dave would do.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

my friend microwaved a hamster

That's the best thing I've ever heard.

Was it alive?

 

[Bambi]

it was at the time


i believe it exploded

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I haven't laughed this hard in god knows how long. xD

 

[Bambi]

i bet the poor hamster wasnt laughing

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It wasn't really in a position to laugh now, was it?

 

[Bambi]

I wonder if it hurts.....

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You won't know for very long.

 

[Bambi]

i imagine it would be very messy

 

[Fusilli]

Oh, the first to suggest the advice you never heed yourself

I slept until half 1 today, so quiet you.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i imagine it would be very messy

The laughter makes up for it.

 

[Bambi]

not if im the one thats gunna be getting cleaned off the walls